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Default Re: Hopefully I can offend everyone with this post - 05-28-2003, 07:23 PM

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>>What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
>> > > > The position of the dirt bag.
ROFL!


  
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Default 05-28-2003, 07:25 PM

^I still dont get that
  
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Default 05-28-2003, 07:26 PM

dirtbag on the harley = the guy

dirtbag on the hoover = the bag that collects all the dirt on the vaccum
  
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Default 05-28-2003, 07:26 PM

On a Hoover the dirt bag is inside the machine... On a Harley the dirt bag is sitting behind the driver.
  
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Default 05-28-2003, 07:26 PM

oh, lol, thanks for clearing that up
  
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Default 05-28-2003, 11:24 PM

too much to read. not even gonna bother the first one was quite old so that turned me off a bit
  
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Default 05-29-2003, 03:50 PM

how do you fit 100 jews in a volkswagen?
2 in the front seats
2 in the back
96 in the ashtray
  
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Default 05-29-2003, 03:53 PM

hake: hake: hake:
  
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Default 05-29-2003, 03:56 PM

thats supposed to offend everyone
  
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Default 05-29-2003, 04:53 PM

Ouch dude, that was a bad one....
  
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Default 05-29-2003, 04:57 PM

that's the fuckin point damnit
  
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Default 05-29-2003, 05:02 PM

>>What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
>>fairytale?
>> > > > A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern
>>fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."


OMFG, That made me laugh for like evr, TOTALLY!
  
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Default 05-29-2003, 08:49 PM

[quote="_Blitz_":51580]how do you fit 100 jews in a volkswagen?
2 in the front seats
2 in the back
96 in the ashtray[/quote:51580]
Dude that was horrible


  
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Default 05-29-2003, 09:10 PM

[quote="_Blitz_":7b4ca]how do you fit 100 jews in a volkswagen?
2 in the front seats
2 in the back
96 in the ashtray[/quote:7b4ca]

Fucking DickGobbler.
  
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Default 05-30-2003, 09:53 AM

Hes in trouble. But all those other jokes are a laugh and a million
  
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