I dunno bout biggest....
Heres one:
I worked at a bowling alley. Sat. nights, ppl pay 10 bucks for four hours, includes shoes. I walk to lanes to make sure ppl are wearing their shoes (screws up the wood if you dont) This big ole dude isnt. I say " hey, gotta wear your shoes." He says he isnt bowlin. I turn around, and the little girl (cooks daughter, she's 10 I think) tells me that he flipped me off. Cook goes over (assertive lady, that cook, but small) and tells this huge guy he has to wear his shoes. He does the classic chest thrust intimidating WHAT gesture, in her face. She runs off, gets our security guards. Kick the dude out. He goes to his truck, and grabs a rifle ed:
He ran around in the parkin lot with this rifle, I called the cops. The guys family (inbred, by the looks) take him home, AND THEN COME BACK!
Cops followed em home, dunno rest of story. Turns out it was a pellet gun, but hey, thats kinda freaky. I was looking around for a weapon, should he come back in... it woke me up, being almost midnight
