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Default 11-01-2003, 12:47 AM

I bet you have a hell of a time applying that mixture.
Does it work as well on your palm? cool:
  
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Default 11-01-2003, 01:16 AM

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Now I get an erekshin when i simply go for a piss!
...how inconvenient, I, for one, am "all over the shop" when trying to work with a piss-horn... hake:
  
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Default 11-01-2003, 01:42 AM

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I actually use a lovely mixture of pineapple juice, aloe vera and lemon.....It just feels so secksual....Made my peeny extra sensitive, too.
oh, Tripper...I meant to ask, should I apply a gentle dab of that mixture on "myself" morning and evening..?,
or would I get better results by rapidly applying a large dollop directly to my "dude" with a wrap-around grip for
a couple of minutes or so...then laying back with a cigarette...?
  
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Default 11-01-2003, 02:48 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":1b634]
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Originally Posted by Tripper
I actually use a lovely mixture of pineapple juice, aloe vera and lemon.....It just feels so secksual....Made my peeny extra sensitive, too.
oh, Tripper...I meant to ask, should I apply a gentle dab of that mixture on "myself" morning and evening..?,
or would I get better results by rapidly applying a large dollop directly to my "dude" with a wrap-around grip for
a couple of minutes or so...then laying back with a cigarette...?[/quote:1b634]

The best way to apply it, is simply fill a bucket with it, and dip your pen0r in it.
  
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Default 11-01-2003, 04:02 PM

wil eye stil get thee same efeckt if eye add apple jewce to the mixtureee?


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Default 11-01-2003, 04:40 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":bab07]wil eye stil get thee same efeckt if eye add apple jewce to the mixtureee?[/quote:bab07]

I'm sure that would be lovely, Simo. happy:
  
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