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Default 11-17-2003, 04:50 PM
fuck that shit, maybe if i got to stick it in her corn hole and and video tape it so everyone thought i had a GF, then maybe i would pay $50

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Default 11-17-2003, 05:35 PM
LOL!

I cannot believe there are so many lifeless idiots out there
  
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Default 11-17-2003, 07:39 PM
stryker if I pay you $50 will you talk to me online and pretend to be my friend? I am a lonely person. I am so lonely I have to buuy friends...... those people = stupid: + oOo:
  
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Default 11-17-2003, 08:25 PM
i wouldnt hit that with a 10 ft. pole annoy: annoy:
  
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Default 11-17-2003, 09:11 PM
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i wouldnt hit that with a 10 ft. pole annoy: annoy:
Why must everyone bring me into these conversations imwithstupid:
  
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Default 11-18-2003, 09:34 AM
Wow , thats crazy.

Rent-a-girlfriend?


no , wait.......Rent-an-imaginary-girlfriend?

That ranks close to Reality Shows on the stupid list.
  
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Default 11-18-2003, 09:48 AM
[quote="Unknown_Sniper":991f4]have you ever heard of an escourt service? they provide you with realy physical pleasure not online talking. and you still get to pay them so hey win win? bunch o speds oOo:[/quote:991f4]

until you catch the clap, that is... oOo:
  
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Default 11-18-2003, 03:59 PM
this one is for pyro

[url:f324d]http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2965957582&category=31 7[/url:f324d]
  
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Default 11-18-2003, 04:21 PM
this is for the guy who not only dosent have a life ...and cant go out and get a gf..its for the guy who is so lame..he has to rent a fake cyber gf...

ummm im not sure...but i think this is as close to being a non-organic life form as you can get
  
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Default 11-18-2003, 04:32 PM
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this one is for pyro

[url:0d3a1]http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2965957582&category=31 7[/url:0d3a1]
I just placed my bid.
  
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Default 11-20-2003, 12:13 AM
the funniest thing is that the girl from the first auction in the thread has a new auction up, she claims to be the original imaginary girlfriend, and says those others copied her text, the psycho even has a website (.com at that!!) where you can order her "services" direct... this only makes me think that she is making money doing this! man some peeps are straight-up demented... do you think she pays income-tax on that?
  
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Default 11-20-2003, 06:16 AM
kinda ironic guarnere but she sold for 41 bucks
  
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