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Chief of Staff General
Posts: 20,691
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Brampton Ontario Canada
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12-17-2003, 01:40 AM
don't allow them to play Mature rated games.
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1st Lieutenant
Posts: 4,235
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Austell, Ga
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12-17-2003, 02:25 PM
OK, let me get this right. It's OK to ask about childhood advise on these forums but asking about dating, Gf's, hairstyles, etc classifies one as a loser with no life by most, correct?
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Senior Member
Posts: 3,161
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Detroit, MI
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12-17-2003, 05:10 PM
get married and stay that way, children from broken homes are the worst
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Senior Member
Posts: 1,903
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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12-17-2003, 11:57 PM
[quote="Sgt>Stackem":5ba7c]get married and stay that way, children from broken homes are the worst[/quote:5ba7c]
Bullshit. Children who get what they want all the time are the worst. My parents were divorced ages ago, and i'm fine. I find that rich kids are the worst, but anyways, yeah
Be firm with the child, don't let him/her be in charge, or you will become their bitch.
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Major
Posts: 6,388
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: kanaduh
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12-17-2003, 11:59 PM
They can smell fear.....one minute they are a cute little baby, then they are choking you with an extension cord.
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Senior Member
Posts: 11,144
Join Date: Mar 2002
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12-18-2003, 12:00 AM
always show love for your child and avoid conflict as much as possible....present the child with endless opportunities to explore life and expand the knowledge..
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Senior Member
Posts: 6,541
Join Date: Feb 2003
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12-18-2003, 02:21 AM
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Originally Posted by gtboys34
OK, let me get this right. It's OK to ask about childhood advise on these forums but asking about dating, Gf's, hairstyles, etc classifies one as a loser with no life by most, correct?
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Correct.
We dont care about you, your horny need, your "weave". This kid could be the one who finds the cure for cancer. |
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Senior Member
Posts: 5,138
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Texas. Heyuck.
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12-18-2003, 08:23 AM
Yes but if you date a girl and marry her and then have sex with her you could create the kid that cures cancer happy:
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2nd Lieutenant
Posts: 3,192
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Kansas City KS
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12-18-2003, 09:43 AM
Like W C Fields said "There are no [url=http://www.ianai.net/jokes/GroceryStoreKid.avi:be4b5]tough[/url:be4b5] kids.........Just parboil them for three hours or so and they turn out tender every time."
**Practicing the dark art of turn signal usage since 1976.** 
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1st Lieutenant
Posts: 4,235
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Austell, Ga
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12-18-2003, 12:33 PM
[quote="Animal Mother":05178]
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Originally Posted by gtboys34
OK, let me get this right. It's OK to ask about childhood advise on these forums but asking about dating, Gf's, hairstyles, etc classifies one as a loser with no life by most, correct?
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Correct.
We dont care about you, your horny need, your "weave". This kid could be the one who finds the cure for cancer.[/quote:05178] Who the hell said anything about weave, huh? annoy: |
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Command Sergeant Major
Posts: 2,607
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: MAINE
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12-18-2003, 02:37 PM
kiss your social life, sexlife, gaming life, and any other life you have goodbye. say good bye to sleep as well. you will run on adrenaline the first few weeks then you and the mommy will start to go at each others throat eek: ..advice?
...eat in shifts. assuming you work 40+ hours a week..take the kid as much as you can when you get home and always take the kid on the weekends. if they cry go through a checklist:
-check diaper
-hungry?
-might be hot or cold
-over stimulated in which case you will just have to deal with it
-over tired(see above)
swaddling the kid for the first 3-4 weeks is golden. might wanna pick up "sounds of the womb" and play it when they get cranky. get a swing.
after about 4 weeks have someone you trust babysit and go bang your girl out for 3 hours straight...gl and hf...gg stupid:
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