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Default 12-29-2003, 06:47 PM

what the hell do you guys have on these that are so important? kiddie pr0n?
  
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Default 12-29-2003, 06:49 PM

"How to get rid of floppys" from my book "Damn im broke"




1 download illegal p0rn and save to floppy

2 give the floppys to a homeless person

3 call the FBI/authorities and tell them you know somebody who sells child p0rn

4 point the finger at teh homeless guy

5 claim reward.
  
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Default 12-29-2003, 06:49 PM

fyre is the only way
burn it until it is ashes
then grind it into smaller parts
and throw it up in the air


I should be a murderer or somethin eek:
  
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Default 12-29-2003, 06:51 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":f5066]fyre is the only way
burn it until it is ashes
then grind it into smaller parts
and throw it up in the air


I should be a murderer or somethin eek:[/quote:f5066]Id like to purchase that bunny in ur sig..



  
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Default 12-29-2003, 06:59 PM

smthn that has to do with taxes
  
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Default 12-29-2003, 07:01 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":1c89d][quote="Fluffy_Bunny":1c89d]fyre is the only way
burn it until it is ashes
then grind it into smaller parts
and throw it up in the air


I should be a murderer or somethin eek:[/quote:1c89d]Id like to purchase that bunny in ur sig..[/quote:1c89d]


tell me your reasons why;
  
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Default 12-29-2003, 07:05 PM

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":c5821]what the hell do you guys have on these that are so important? kiddie pr0n?[/quote:c5821]

stfu.
  
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Default 12-29-2003, 07:09 PM

open it up and tear the material inside apart, then throw away. or turn the stove and heat up the inside abit just before it catches fire.
  
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Default 12-29-2003, 07:09 PM

is your surname escariot?
  
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Default 12-29-2003, 07:15 PM

crack open the shell (casing then pop out the center metal peice then rip it to shreds biggrin:
  
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Default 12-29-2003, 09:26 PM

Take them apart..
Take the "ring" that the information is on...
Use a paper cutter to slice them up.

Viola!


  
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Default 12-29-2003, 09:35 PM

[quote="Short Hand":889c8]crack open the shell (casing then pop out the center metal peice then rip it to shreds biggrin:[/quote:889c8]
have you ever tried ot rip a disk! good luck. MICROWAVE!!!!
  
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Default 12-29-2003, 10:20 PM

speaking of microwaves, anyone put a cd in a microwave? its pretty cool
  
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Default 12-29-2003, 10:23 PM

lol
if you have a cat cover the disk in catnip....
put them in a food processor
  
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Default 12-30-2003, 06:33 AM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":3c93b]Do these floppy disks contain...the antidote? ed: ed:[/quote:3c93b]

The Antidote to what? biggrin:

(C'mon, Blitzy, Don't let me down)
  
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