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Default 04-14-2004, 04:05 PM

[quote="Apocalypse | NoW":0839d][quote="Sgt. Paine":0839d]
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I would like Britney Spears as a pet!

[img]http://www.tqs.qc.ca/showbiz/200310/images/649364c.jpg[/img]
Ill take that, and you can have christina.[/quote:0839d]

I get Jena Jameson!!!!![/quote:0839d]
Oh you mean the slut who has 12312312 mens jizz still on her face? and she got fuked 12302381203918230981203981209 Times. Fine then take her nasty ass slut ho bag shit.
  
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Default 04-14-2004, 04:07 PM

[quote="Sgt. Paine":b9375][quote="Apocalypse | NoW":b9375][quote="Sgt. Paine":b9375]
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I would like Britney Spears as a pet!

[img]http://www.tqs.qc.ca/showbiz/200310/images/649364c.jpg[/img]
Ill take that, and you can have christina.[/quote:b9375]

I get Jena Jameson!!!!![/quote:b9375]
Oh you mean the slut who has 12312312 mens jizz still on her face? and she got fuked 12302381203918230981203981209 Times. Fine then take her nasty ass slut ho bag shit.[/quote:b9375]

WELL ID STILL LIKE TO BE NUMBER 12312313 CAUSE I WOULD HIT IT BIG FUCKIN TIME.

Britneys probably a fucking big prude who would cry like a bitch if you shot it in her eye...she would probably fucking make you blow it on your own stomach and have you clean it up yourself..fuckin whore


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A dog.
  
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95 camaro z28.

Nothing purs quite like it.
  
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i like men
  
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some niggers
  
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Default 04-14-2004, 05:44 PM

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I'd want a monkey like the one is Ace Ventura


  
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Default 04-14-2004, 05:47 PM

orange cat


  
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I would like some slaves to (_______FILL IN THE BLANK ____)

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Default 04-14-2004, 07:13 PM

[quote="Sgt. Paine":9e1fa][quote="Apocalypse | NoW":9e1fa][quote="Sgt. Paine":9e1fa]
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Originally Posted by absolutnook
I would like Britney Spears as a pet!

[img]http://www.tqs.qc.ca/showbiz/200310/images/649364c.jpg[/img]
Ill take that, and you can have christina.[/quote:9e1fa]

I get Jena Jameson!!!!![/quote:9e1fa]
Oh you mean the slut who has 12312312 mens jizz still on her face? and she got fuked 12302381203918230981203981209 Times. Fine then take her nasty ass slut ho bag shit.[/quote:9e1fa]

is brit spears was right in front of you butt naked, you would just sit there? fag
  
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Default 04-14-2004, 07:33 PM

[quote=Himmler]
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Oh you mean the slut who has 12312312 mens jizz still on her face? and she got fuked 12302381203918230981203981209 Times. Fine then take her nasty ass slut ho bag shit.
is brit spears was right in front of you butt naked, you would just sit there? fag[/quote:6565b]

You read it wrong, he was talking about Jenna Jameson
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Default 04-14-2004, 09:36 PM

I want my own personal trunk monkey. Living in NY, you need 'em !


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a taco with sour cream.
  
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Default 04-14-2004, 09:45 PM

[quote=NyckMSS]
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Oh you mean the slut who has 12312312 mens jizz still on her face? and she got fuked 12302381203918230981203981209 Times. Fine then take her nasty ass slut ho bag shit.
is brit spears was right in front of you butt naked, you would just sit there? fag
You read it wrong, he was talking about Jenna Jameson
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calm down there..i only saw the pic of britney spears
  
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Default 04-14-2004, 09:46 PM

has anyone said dinosaur yet caus that would be the rok to have a pet as and i'd keep it in my garage and invite people in to see my lawn mower and then hed eat them when they went to see it
  
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