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Default 04-22-2004, 10:42 PM

Did he push you out of the room when he still had his pants round his ankles & a humunguz b0nor?

&, more importantly, did his pen0r touch you?
  
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Default 04-22-2004, 10:44 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":22b8f]Did he push you out of the room when he still had his pants round his ankles & a humunguz b0nor?

&, more importantly, did his pen0r touch you?[/quote:22b8f]

Well, he grabbed his pants and tried to pull them up as he pushed me out.. and no it didnt touch me.. I in fact didnt see any of his unmentionables.
  
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Default 04-22-2004, 10:48 PM

what did ya expect chris?


  
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Default please.... - 04-22-2004, 11:07 PM

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my mom caught my girlfriend watching porn on my laptop.
i`m a master at these things... tell me more.... biggrin:
  
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Default 04-22-2004, 11:27 PM

I haven't caught anyone, but I did whack off sitting in my bosses chair looking at porn on his laptop when i was 16. rock:
  
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Default 04-22-2004, 11:46 PM

Umm someone posted the almost exact same story like two months ago. Wasn't it Zap?
  
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Default 04-22-2004, 11:48 PM

maybe it was zap in his room...but the story from the different perspective

'theres this guy called buck who thinks he lives in my house, so im whacking off and he comes right in and tries to get a look at my jimmy....;

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Default 04-23-2004, 12:03 AM

Thats wrong Buck, just plain wrong!!


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Default 04-23-2004, 01:03 AM

you didn't offer him a HAND... some friend you are...
  
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Default 04-23-2004, 01:07 AM

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I haven't caught anyone, but I did whack off sitting in my bosses chair looking at porn on his laptop when i was 16. rock:
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Default 04-23-2004, 01:09 AM

pornos start that way.....oh...my.....looks like you could use a hand


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Default 04-23-2004, 01:41 AM

My sister came in my room without knocking after me and my ex had sex a while ago. We were done and were just watching tv, but saw the condom wrapper under the bed. About a month ago, my sister walked in again without knocking and caught me squeezing one off. FFS its my goddamn room and I have no privacy in here, oh well, if they want to come in, they gotta be prepared for anything!! rock:

In Bucks case, thats fucked up, I wouldnt want my friend whacking off in my room, tell him to use the damn shower for crying out loud. If i was playing MOH or COD and saw baby batter on my screen I think I would shit myself and incinerate the house.
  
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Default 04-23-2004, 03:06 AM

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":cba4c]Umm someone posted the almost exact same story like two months ago. Wasn't it Zap?[/quote:cba4c]

no that was stinger_dude which is me and I posted it last summer.
  
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Default Re: Ya.. I caught my friend touching himself - 04-23-2004, 06:24 AM

Dear GayBoy Magazine,
you know, I never expected anything like this would happen to me, but the other day...
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couple seconds later.. he comes stumbling outta my room laughing his ass off.
I started luaghing my nuts off.. and he then says "well this is awkward" ...etc...
  
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Default 04-23-2004, 06:58 AM

You should have helped him finish himself off...i mean you..should not..umm...you see...umm...shut up im not gay.
  
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