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View Poll Results: Do you have some summer ass lined up?
Of course 17 45.95%
No, I respect women more than that 6 16.22%
Does cybersex count? 7 18.92%
No, (other reason) 7 18.92%
Voters: 37. You may not vote on this poll

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Default 05-26-2004, 10:59 PM
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i plan on fucking her and possibly other random girls i pick up at the beach.
In your fucking dreams perhaps! the_finger:
  
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Default 05-26-2004, 11:02 PM
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i plan on fucking her and possibly other random girls i pick up at the beach.
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we'll see
  
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Default 05-26-2004, 11:37 PM
[quote="Short Hand":aa340]Prom night were havinga huge Party round Wasaga. Weh ave a huge Cabin cottage with 15 people in our house for the party alone. the whoel strip is rented by our school 100 + grade 12's after prom rock:

Back seat of my new cav needs to be broken in.[/quote:aa340]

Wasaga Beach?

Haha...my friends and I plan to go there for the highschool graduation party shit over there. At least this time i'll be old enough to drink.
  
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rofl why didnt you drink last time? didnt have mommys permission? whats the point of going to a party if you aint gonna have fun ? stupid:
  
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Default 05-27-2004, 07:22 AM
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i plan on fucking her and possibly other random girls i pick up at the beach.
In your fucking dreams perhaps! the_finger:
we'll see[/quote:71fcd]

what would jesus do?
  
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Default 05-27-2004, 07:23 AM
Living with fiance = 365-day ass

Enjoy the Summer!

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Default 05-27-2004, 08:36 AM
The key to getting chicks at the beach is don't show off, just talk to them. Get there number and go out with them that night. Girls just want to be on teh beach during the day and freaks at night.
  
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Default 05-27-2004, 08:54 AM
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Living with fiance = 365-day ass

Enjoy the Summer!
rock: rock: rock:

Its like comcast digital cable

I like to call it Ass-on-demand

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Default 05-27-2004, 09:19 AM
Im not the kind of guy who chases every female spotted.
Ive only got one that im trying to hunt down, and shes off limits, tbh.
In other words, shes got a bf already.. biggrin:
  
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May as well shoot me if sex becomes seasonal.
  
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Im not the kind of guy who chases every female spotted.
Ive only got one that im trying to hunt down, and shes off limits, tbh.
In other words, shes got a bf already.. biggrin:
Just kill him and take her for yourself.




I've been fucking this 15 year old most of this year, but I don't think I'll see her much in the summer.

But I still have my girl friend.
  
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Default 05-27-2004, 01:07 PM
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Im not the kind of guy who chases every female spotted.
Ive only got one that im trying to hunt down, and shes off limits, tbh.
In other words, shes got a bf already.. biggrin:
Just kill him and take her for yourself.




I've been fucking this 15 year old most of this year, but I don't think I'll see her much in the summer.

But I still have my girl friend.
15 WILL GET YA 30 annoy: annoy: annoy:

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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Im not the kind of guy who chases every female spotted.
Ive only got one that im trying to hunt down, and shes off limits, tbh.
In other words, shes got a bf already.. biggrin:
Just kill him and take her for yourself.




I've been fucking this 15 year old most of this year, but I don't think I'll see her much in the summer.

But I still have my girl friend.
15 WILL GET YA 30 annoy: annoy: annoy:
I think she's 16 now... Close enough. sleeping:
  
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Default 05-27-2004, 01:09 PM
akuma = [img]http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/LAW/05/25/clown.porn.charges/vert.spanky.jpg[/img]

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