Relationship Problems ? - Page 2

Kaiser · 07-23-2001, 11:44 PM

Jesus Partisan, i use to use that line all the time.. Man that is LAMMMEEEEEEEEEEE lol.. Now i wait for da chics to come to me

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LOL but Partisan that did work sometimes..

Kaiser · 07-23-2001, 11:55 PM

o yah i wanted to ask

Does any1 know how to approach or handle an OLDER women.. Like.. ive had some nutty experiences with older women, im talking 21, 24, 19.... But i totally get to nervous.. My Uncles old freind was a hott 24 year old married with kids girl, and she actually god on TOP of me and practically started riding me with clothes on until my UNcle came upstairs.. And juss today when i went to the store i saw this chic hott as hell (and older) looking at me, and we kept catching eyes.. I am only 16 so i dunno wut to do! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Partisan · 07-24-2001, 01:04 AM

Here is what I do: I just go to girl and start talking to her like I know her from before. Then after few minutes I act all puzzled and ask her isn't she Maria or Hellena ( preferably some South American name), and after she responds with no I start apollogising and act all embarassed. Then I say something like " anyway would you have a drink with me or dance ( in disco clubs) or just go for a coffe ( if at University).
Another version is if you see a girl that you like in a club just ask her is she from your University, or school, and see what happens.

Mind you, this doesn't work everytime, but if you are polite and nicely dress at least you can have nice conversation with a girl and at least practice your charm and your conversational skills with opposite sex.

P.S. Be nicely dress because that is the first thing that girl notices.

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"Sloboda ili smrt" ( Death or freedom)

BadScript · 07-24-2001, 01:26 AM

Lud when are you getting your own TV show? It's gonna be better than Jerry Springer

07-24-2001, 03:33 AM

I remember at the school disco I just went to I didn't pull but the whole place was mad because everyone was pissed out of their head.
One of my mates was totally pissed(drunk) and he just walked up to ANY girl and got off with her.
I remember at one point he was sucking this girl's tits and she was just standing there talking to her ex!
I think that same girl is a complete slag because she just got off with a different boy every minute.
I would have definitely pulled if it was a bit more civilised.

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Caparzo

07-24-2001, 03:33 AM

How old are all you guys because I'm only 13.

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Caparzo

Von Paulus · 07-24-2001, 03:59 AM

14 man, You'r friend has had more experience than me!!!!

da Vinci · 07-24-2001, 07:26 AM

What is up with you people??
Isn't this forum about MOH AA and shit like that? O well, what am I gonna do. Just my two cents.

Kaiser · 07-24-2001, 11:36 PM

lol yah Von i couldnt believe it myself either

Maverick · 07-25-2001, 12:08 AM

LOL this is a funny topic.

Von Paulus · 07-25-2001, 12:25 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kaiser:
o yah i wanted to ask

Does any1 know how to approach or handle an OLDER women.. Like.. ive had some nutty experiences with older women, im talking 21, 24, 19.... But i totally get to nervous.. My Uncles old freind was a hott 24 year old married with kids girl, and she actually god on TOP of me and practically started riding me with clothes on until my UNcle came upstairs.. And juss today when i went to the store i saw this chic hott as hell (and older) looking at me, and we kept catching eyes.. I am only 16 so i dunno wut to do! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! How old are you Kaiser ?
24 year old, holy shit...

blade · 07-25-2001, 01:17 AM

Heres a quick tip..

go to a party and drug a girl.. prob. knock her out for a couple hours.. then bring her up to a room and have your way with her..

damn easy, should try it

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07-25-2001, 01:58 AM

Yes, that is usually called rape.

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Caparzo

Kaiser · 07-25-2001, 02:31 AM

damn blade.. cant u find any women without using drugs or alchohol?

Kaiser · 07-25-2001, 02:36 AM

anyway Von did u ask her out yet?? Hurry man dont be shy! Juss say "Hi, wut u doin this weekand?" ::the bitch will say:: "I dunno, probably get drunk" (lol or at least the girls i know say that) "Then say, u wanna chill together?" :she says: "Uh, sure, wut u wanna do" ::then u say:: "lemme get ur # ill call u up" ::then shell giggle and walk away and tell her freinds::