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Default 06-17-2004, 05:20 PM

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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 06-17-2004, 05:22 PM

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as i look at his post i realised the poor fool didnt know what sarcasm was
Oh dip, I thought everyone used the sarcasm brackets [] when posting with sarcasm.


  
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Default 06-17-2004, 05:28 PM

After reading through the initial topic posts, I decided that my own material
wouldn't work too well so I opted to quote the man himself:

[quote:4322b]
I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal
Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but
somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow
more aware of her aging. The bright exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to
grow dull and listless, with the long fatigue of a weary life....I awoke several hours later in a daze.[/quote:4322b]
  
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Default 06-17-2004, 05:42 PM

I thought 3rd person was when you talked like...

"Quze feels like masturbating to the AA.com photo album thread. Quze stopped at the picture of Garry coleman and started to....
  
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Default 06-17-2004, 05:43 PM

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I thought 3rd person was when you talked like...

"Quze feels like masturbating to the AA.com photo album thread. Quze stopped at the picture of Garry coleman and started to....
'tis.


  
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Default 06-17-2004, 06:05 PM

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Default 06-17-2004, 06:08 PM

ok, this thread went to hell. Good try.


  
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Default 06-17-2004, 06:20 PM

haha yeah i tried

maybe the shakespearean literature forums will recieve it with more pizazz
  
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Default 06-17-2004, 07:13 PM

After receiving the lethal enjection of pensi, I, myself, bltiz a. krautenheiser, searched for the antidote, but alas, it was in a deep cavern amidst a deep hairy forest. 8ace's penis... oOo:



  
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Default 06-17-2004, 07:14 PM

As I touched the redwood tree of a penis, I shuddered, having thought if something quite as large as this were to ever blow hot gooey liquid on me, I shall die instantly, or would i... oOo:



  
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Default 06-17-2004, 07:15 PM

I thought day after day, night after night, and I came to the conclusion, if something so vast and disgusting could plug this gianourmous mammoth of a penis, I could save the world.... oOo:



  
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Default 06-17-2004, 07:16 PM

I thought long and hard and saw such an object, Alas his name, Shorthand, his occupation u ask?Wannabe Heeb Bodybuilder, I plugged his giant ass into the penis and saved the day..



  
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Default 06-17-2004, 07:17 PM

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Default 06-17-2004, 07:40 PM

I suggested to Maple that he use the narrative form in telling Blitz to STFU...
  
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Default 06-17-2004, 08:00 PM

i looked at blitz's posts and realized he was supposed to be dead, but then again, i thought, perhaps it was another blitz, and this had all just been a lot of malarky.
  
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