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Originally Posted by Nyck

Gayest thread ever

I think everyone should take pictures of what toilet seat they have...it would be a hell of a lot more interesting.

I will

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Holy shit i have a nice toilet

[Fireal]

Nein, its too small of a toilet seat. Your wang just relax's on the top, and you have to shove it down when you squeeze out a shit, and some tinkle comes out.

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Originally Posted by Fireal

Nein, its too small of a toilet seat. Your wang just relax's on the top, and you have to shove it down when you squeeze out a shit, and some tinkle comes out.

no

[Fireal]

Hmm, you must have a very small wang then

[Nyck]

Originally Posted by Fireal

Nein, its too small of a toilet seat. Your wang just relax's on the top, and you have to shove it down when you squeeze out a shit, and some tinkle comes out.

But at least its not the squishy foam plastic coated seat covers...those suck beyond all life. They make your ass all extra sweaty and you stick to it when you give birth to a small negro child aka the duece aka growler aka shit.

6/10

[Fireal]

Originally Posted by Nyck

But at least its not the squishy foam plastic coated seat covers...those suck beyond all life. They make your ass all extra sweaty and you stick to it when you give birth to a small negro child aka the duece aka growler aka shit.

6/10

True, i hate those padded seats. My Grandma has those

[Bucknub]

Originally Posted by Nyck

But at least its not the squishy foam plastic coated seat covers...those suck beyond all life. They make your ass all extra sweaty and you stick to it when you give birth to a small negro child aka the duece aka growler aka shit.

6/10

also when u have people who piss on the seat and leave it so it the faom absorbs it, so next time u take a shit, you have piss all over ur ass.

[Nyck]

Originally Posted by Fireal

True, i hate those padded seats. My Grandma has those

wood seats also suck...gotta go with the cold porcelian or plastic...nothing like waking up at 6 am and sitting down to grow a tail and you get the shock of cold toilet seat...its like a pot of coffee.......

FOR YOUR ASS

[Mr.Buttocks]

I never sit on the toilet seat, I always squat on the rim with my feet. Sort of like a bird. oOo:

[Snuff]

We used to stretch plastic wrap over the bowl in the bathroom at parties and every drunk person that came in would splatter themselves. Girls got really pissed..no pun intended nag:

[Eight Ace]

Shame about Mr.Buttocks' America & Canadia love thread being locked in such
a fuckheaded manner, still....this here's a fucken little beauty of a thread....so, yeah.... eek:

[CoMaToSe]

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hehe I pwn your weak blades of metal hellfire:

[Coleman]

rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe

[img]http://www.nebulousdesigns.com/portfolio/3d/lightsaber_kamin_blue_claw_01.jpg[/img]

hehe I pwn your weak blades of metal hellfire:

stfu