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Default 07-14-2004, 05:32 PM

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Im sixteen nd watch NC-17 movies with my dad.... have since I was 14
Bullshit. They wont allow a minor in NC-17 movies, with a parent or not.

http://www.filmratings.com/guide.htm
that came out wrong.. he helped me get a fake ID, and then he.. no, Im just talkin bullocks. oOo:
  
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Default 07-14-2004, 05:34 PM

"bollocks"




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 07-14-2004, 05:36 PM

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Default 07-14-2004, 05:53 PM

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Im sixteen nd watch NC-17 movies with my dad.... have since I was 14
Bullshit. They wont allow a minor in NC-17 movies, with a parent or not.

http://www.filmratings.com/guide.htm
that came out wrong.. he helped me get a fake ID, and then he.. no, Im just talkin bullocks. oOo:
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Default 07-14-2004, 05:54 PM

Well, now you can have sex with gents.
  
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Default 07-14-2004, 05:56 PM

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Well, now you can have sex with gents.
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Default 07-14-2004, 07:31 PM

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Im sixteen nd watch NC-17 movies with my dad.... have since I was 14
I'm sure your dad is proud oOo:
  
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Default 07-14-2004, 07:49 PM

who are you?


  
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Default 07-14-2004, 08:52 PM

Jimmy and Miller, have a good one beer:
  
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Default 07-14-2004, 09:10 PM

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Im sixteen nd watch NC-17 movies with my dad.... have since I was 14
Do you and yer dad tug each others tossles while watching these
movies...to achieve that "feels like someone else is doing it" effect...?
  
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Default 07-14-2004, 09:25 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":581ac]
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Im sixteen nd watch NC-17 movies with my dad.... have since I was 14
Do you and yer dad tug each others tossles while watching these
movies...to achieve that "feels like someone else is doing it" effect...?[/quote:581ac]
eek: I really dont care to knoww what you nd your dad do in private, but pls dont ask any1 else if they share your passion.
  
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Default 07-14-2004, 10:06 PM

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Default 07-14-2004, 10:10 PM

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woah ur such a rebel comatose, watch out avril.
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Default 07-14-2004, 10:20 PM

go get laid and have a nice b-day . skip the cake and ice cream and move right towards the trim .. thats a real b-day
  
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Default 07-14-2004, 10:21 PM

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Im sixteen nd watch NC-17 movies with my dad.... have since I was 14
I found this so funny, I don't know why.


  
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