[Kraut Killer]

Your full name:: Thomas J. Barbieri, but everyone calls me T.J.
Age:: Double Deuce
Height:: 5'9"
Natural hair colour:: Brown
Eye colour:: Brown
Number of siblings:: Three Brothers
Glasses/contacts?:: Glasses
Piercings:: Not on Purpose
Tattoos:: None, Yet
Braces?:: None, Ever
FAVOURITE
Colour:: Black And OD Green
Band:: Primus
Song:: Professor Nutbutter's House of Treats
Video game:: Mafia, Call of Duty (Fuck You Guys, I Like It)
TV show:: The Simpsons
Movie:: Saving Private Ryan
Book:: The Longest Day
Food:: Steak and Ravioli
Scent:: Steak Grilling
Cereal:: Is There A Cereal Made From Steak? No? Than Raisin Bran
Cartoon:: Considering That This Would Qualify As TV, I'm Not Going To Justify It With An Answer
DO YOU
Play an instrument?:: No
Like to sing?:: No
Have a job?:: Waiting For My Job With The US Army To Start In August
Like to play sports?:: Not Really
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:: No
Have a crush on someone?:: No, But Even If I Did... Why The Shit Would I Tell You? Like You'd Fucking Know Who They Were... Asshole
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?:: No
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?:: No
HAVE YOU
Snuck out of the house?:: No
Gotten lost in your city?:: No
Been to any other countries besides the united states?:: No
Had a serious surgery?:: No
Stolen something important to someone else?:: No
Cried over a girl?:: No
Cried over a boy?:: No
Been in a fist fight?:: Yes
Been arrested?:: Yes
Done drugs?:: No
Had alcohol?:: Both Had And Consumed
Swore at your parents?:: Yes
Been in love?:: No
Been close to love?:: No
Been to a casino?:: No
Broken a bone?:: No
Gotten stitches?:: Yes, I Got Hit In The Foot With A Hatchet... That'll Get You Stitches
Been to niagra falls?:: No
PICK ONE
Car/truck:: '67 Mustang, So Car
Cash/check:: Check
Chinese food/mexican food:: Italian... I Don't Give A Shit That It's Not There As An Option, I Hate Chinese And Mexican Food
Summer/winter:: Spring
Snow/rain:: Cold Indifference
Rock/rap:: Rock
Meat/vegetarian:: MEAT!
Cake/pie:: MEAT!
French toast/french fries:: MEAT!
Strawberries/blueberries:: MEAT!
Ocean/swimming pool:: Ocean
Hugs/kisses:: Sodomy
Cookies/muffins:: MEAT!
Cat/dog:: Dog
LOVE
Have you ever been in love?:: We've Been Over This, Either Learn To Pay Attention, Or Go To The Principal's Office
If you have, with who?::
Are you single?:: See Above Answer
Are you in a relationship?::
If so, for how long?::
What was your first kiss like?:: You Tell Me
How old were you when you got your first kiss?:: Three
Do you think love is a load of crap?:: If I Haven't Been In Love, How Would I come Up With A Justified Answer?
Whats the best experiance youve ever had with the opposite sex?:: Once You Learn To Use Apostrophes, I'll Tell You
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?:: What Business Is It Of Yours?
Have you ever been dumped?:: See Above Answer
Have you ever dumped someone?:: See The Answer Above The Above Answer
Whats the most sexual thing youve done with the opposite sex?:: That's Between Me, Said Girl, And The Video Camera My Brother Was Holding
FOR OR AGAINST
suicide:: For... Pussies. That Is To Say, "Suicide Is For Weak Willed Pussies", I'm Against It
love:: For
drunk drivers:: Who The Fuck Can SERIOUSLY Be For Drunk Drivers? That Is A Mind Blowingly Stupid Question
airplanes:: Oh God, This is Even Dumber. I Think My Head Is About To Explode
war:: I Don't Know, It's What My Job Kind Of Demands Of Me
canada:: I Made A Back Alley Purchase Of This Country From The King Of England, So Seeing As I Own It I Should Like It
united states:: I'm Buying This From The King Of England As We Speak
school:: Against, But Realize It's Place And Usefulness
surveys:: Against, Like This One, They're Fucking Stupid
parents:: How The Fuck Can You Be Against Parents? Even If You Don't Like Your Parents... If It Weren't For Them Your Bitch Ass Wouldn't Exist.
pants:: For, But Against Shorts.

[Sirus]

Originally Posted by 1080jibber

im always taking off my pants as soon as i get on the computer in my room biggrin:

yup me to, it just feels more...natural oOo:

[MrLevinstein]

From now on say what youve been arrested for

Me:assault in the 3rd, which I am currently going to court for

[Kraut Killer]

First Degree Assault, Deadly Weapon Intent To Injure, Disturbing The Peace.
First Degree Assualt was dropped to Second Degree Assault, seeing as I didn't hurt or touch or even really threaten the guy... so from Felony to misdemeanor.

[MrLevinstein]

Did you get any time for that?

[Kraut Killer]

Naw dude, I wasn't convicted. I got the alleged "victim" to drop the charges.

[MrLevinstein]

Sweet, my defendants mom is a real bitch she calls the district attorny all the time. They made a mistake on his medical files that would have got me down to harrassment but the bitch figured it out and its still assault. All i want is to A. Not have to do any time B.No fines over 400 C. Not get sued and my life will be gravy, its been a very learning experience

[Kraut Killer]

Yeah, but unfortunately, these types of "learning experiences" cost money and leave a black mark on your record. I'm not sure if I can now purchase a handgun or assault rifle. And it will make the fact that I want to be a cop in the future a pain... but military service will help a shit load with that, and if I become a cop, the other two problems will be taken care of. But the good side of these is, if you learned your lesson, you'll be on the straight and narrow from now on, and will always thinkk before making a brash decision.

[MrLevinstein]

Definatly, cost me quite a few bucks for the lawyer, and we arnt even into possible fines/suits yet. I had plans on going army after HS, and as long as i still can life will be all good. Hope the army fits you well KK.

[Short Hand]

Originally Posted by TonyMontana

i know

gimme her msn.

[Coleman]

ABOUT YOU
Your full name: Derek E. Rohaly
Age: 17
Height: 6'1''
Natural hair colour: dark brown/blondish
Eye colour: 1 eye is brown, and the other is brown with a hazel tint oOo:
Number of siblings: 1 older brother 20
Glasses/contacts?: Both
Piercings: none
Tattoos: none
Braces?: back in 6th grade
FAVOURITE
Colour: shit green....well, um...I like jungle green
Band: Not necessarily a band, more of a performer-- Wynton Marsalis
Song: Manteca or Mercy, Mercy, Mercy
Video game: MOHAA > CoD
TV show: Don't really have one, but i like Everybody Loves Raymond or That 70's show
Movie: too many to choose from
Book: Mary Higgins Clarke's- All Around the Town
Food: Italian Sub or ANY Syrian food
Scent: Drakar Noir
Cereal: Frosted Flakes or Golden Grahms
Cartoon: the oldschool Batman ones
DO YOU
Play an instrument?: Trumpet, Piano, some guitar, penny whistle, baritone, french horn, and some tuba
Like to sing?: do, re, me, fa, sol, la, ti do
Have a job?: sir yes sir
Like to play sports?: Love to play roller hockey
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: not at the moment
Have a crush on someone?: do celebrities count?
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?: nein
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: nein
HAVE YOU
Snuck out of the house?: I don't think I ever had a reason to...
Gotten lost in your city?: once in downtown Easton
Been to any other countries besides the united states?: nope
Had a serious surgery?: nope
Stolen something important to someone else?: never
Cried over a girl?: I'd rather cry for Martha Stewert
Cried over a boy?: Grandfather died...does that count?
Been in a fist fight?: No fist fights. Only a Jell-o fight in the cafeteria
Been arrested?: no
Done drugs?: don't need that crap
Had alcohol?: see above
Swore at your parents?: if I want to get my ass beaten, but other than that no
Been in love?: not yet
Been close to love?: not yet
Been to a casino?: las vegas and atlantic city
Broken a bone?: ankle
Gotten stitches?: above my eyebrow
Been to niagra falls?: no
PICK ONE
Car/truck:: car
Cash/check: credit card
Chinese food/mexican food: chinese
Summer/winter:: summer
Snow/rain: rain
Rock/rap:: rock
Meat/vegetarian: meat
Cake/pie:: cake
French toast/french fries: french toast
Strawberries/blueberries: stawberries
Ocean/swimming pool: swimming pool
Hugs/kisses:: hugs for males and kisses from supermodels
Cookies/muffins: muffins
Cat/dog: DOG
LOVE
Have you ever been in love?: no
If you have, with who?: N/A
Are you single?: currently
Are you in a relationship?: no
If so, for how long?: N/A
What was your first kiss like?: at new years in Miami Florida at the Orange Bowl
How old were you when you got your first kiss?: uh, let's see...14 maybe?
Do you think love is a load of crap?: as a highschooler, yes. But as a college student/graduate no it's true
Whats the best experiance youve ever had with the opposite sex?: ....
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?: 2 g/f
Have you ever been dumped?: once
Have you ever dumped someone?: once
Whats the most sexual thing youve done with the opposite sex?: played with the tit tats
FOR OR AGAINST
suicide: against
love: for
drunk drivers: fuckers
airplanes: for
war: for
canada: for -pyro and SH
united states:: for
school: for
surveys: for
parents: for (how else would you get money as a kid?)
pants: who needs em?

[TonyMontana]

Holy shit Gonzo, I went to grade school with A Nick Natale oOo:

[Kraut Killer]

Don't worry, if you only have a misdemeanor, like a third degree assault, the Army will still accept you. And if you are not convicted, like a nolle prosique (sp?), you should be good.

[Tripper]

ABOUT YOU
Your full name:: Andrew McCormack
Age:: 18
Height:: 6'1"
Natural hair colour:: Light Brown
Eye colour:: Blue or something
Number of siblings:: 2
Glasses/contacts?:: Nein
Piercings:: Nein
Tattoos:: Nein
Braces?:: Nein
FAVOURITE
Colour:: Red
Band:: Too many to list, but at the moment I'm liking Black Moon alot.
Song:: Same as last question: Black Moon - Who got da props?
Video game:: CoD
TV show:: The Cosby Show
Movie:: Made
Book:: ............
Food:: Roast Chicken
Scent:: Shit
Cereal:: Cocoa Pops
Cartoon:: Denver The Last Dinosaur
DO YOU
Play an instrument?:: My ass
Like to sing?:: Kinda
Have a job?:: Yeah
Like to play sports?:: Yeah
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:: Kinda, In the early stages of a relationship.
Have a crush on someone?:: On like 546348327843 of the chicks in zee girly thread.
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?:: Naturally
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?:: Actually, yes.
HAVE YOU
Snuck out of the house?:: Yeah
Gotten lost in your city?:: Yeah
Been to any other countries besides the united states?:: Naturally
Had a serious surgery?:: Nein
Stolen something important to someone else?:: Yes
Cried over a girl?:: Nein
Cried over a boy?:: Yes
Been in a fist fight?:: Yes
Been arrested?:: Nein
Done drugs?:: Yes
Had alcohol?:: Yes
Swore at your parents?:: Nein
Been in love?:: Nein
Been close to love?:: Yes
Been to a casino?:: Nein
Broken a bone?:: Nein
Gotten stitches?:: Nein
Been to niagra falls?:: Nein
PICK ONE
Car/truck:: Car
Cash/check:: Cash
Chinese food/mexican food:: Mexican
Summer/winter:: I like both for different reasons. Auckland winter sucks though.
Snow/rain:: Snow
Rock/rap:: Rap.....but I like rock too...
Meat/vegetarian:: Meat
Cake/pie:: Pie
French toast/french fries:: French Fries
Strawberries/blueberries:: Strawberries
Ocean/swimming pool:: Swimming Pool
Hugs/kisses:: Kisses
Cookies/muffins:: Muffins
Cat/dog:: Cat
LOVE
Have you ever been in love?:: Had this question.
If you have, with who?::
Are you single?:: Nein
Are you in a relationship?:: Yes
If so, for how long?:: about a week
What was your first kiss like?:: Decent
How old were you when you got your first kiss?:: 12
Do you think love is a load of crap?:: Nein
Whats the best experiance youve ever had with the opposite sex?:: Zee sex
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?::
Have you ever been dumped?:: Yes
Have you ever dumped someone?:: Yes
Whats the most sexual thing youve done with the opposite sex?:: Intercourse
FOR OR AGAINST
suicide:: .............Wtf kinda question is that?
love:: For
drunk drivers:: Against
airplanes:: For
war:: Depends
canada:: For
united states:: For
school:: For
surveys:: I'm starting to be unsure.....
parents:: For
pants:: For

[Eames]

ABOUT YOU
Your full name:: Jonathan Eames
Age:: 18
Height:: 6'0
Natural hair colour:: blonde
Eye colour:: brown
Number of siblings:: 1
Glasses/contacts?:: no
Piercings:: no
Tattoos:: no
Braces?:: used to
FAVOURITE
Colour:: navy blue
Band:: metallica
Song:: i have a bunch
Video game:: age of empires 2
TV show:: The Simpsons
Movie:: Apocolypse Now
Book:: The Lords of Discipline
Food:: steak with a1
Scent:: clinique happy (ex wore it and it reminds me of sex)
Cereal:: cookie crisp
Cartoon:: The Simpsons
DO YOU
Play an instrument?:: never
Like to sing?:: in the shower and car or drunk
Have a job?:: ya, but im quiting soon
Like to play sports?:: love to
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:: just got outta a relationship and talking to another girl now
Have a crush on someone?:: kinda
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?:: no
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?:: only 4
HAVE YOU
Snuck out of the house?:: all the time in high school
Gotten lost in your city?:: ya it sucks
Been to any other countries besides the united states?:: canada
Had a serious surgery?:: no
Stolen something important to someone else?:: no
Cried over a girl?:: id never admit it
Cried over a boy?:: grandfather
Been in a fist fight?:: plently
Been arrested?:: never
Done drugs?:: experimented with marry jane
Had alcohol?:: all the time
Swore at your parents?:: unfortunatly yes
Been in love?:: i dont think so
Been close to love?:: probably
Been to a casino?:: yes
Broken a bone?:: nope
Gotten stitches?:: nope
Been to niagra falls?:: yes!
PICK ONE
Car/truck:: car
Cash/check:: cash
Chinese food/mexican food:: mexican
Summer/winter:: summer
Snow/rain:: snow
Rock/rap:: rock
Meat/vegetarian:: meat
Cake/pie:: cake
French toast/french fries:: french fries
Strawberries/blueberries:: strawberries
Ocean/swimming pool:: ocean
Hugs/kisses:: kiss
Cookies/muffins:: cookies
Cat/dog:: dog
LOVE
Have you ever been in love?:: didnt i already answer this?
If you have, with who?:: i was close to my last girl
Are you single?:: kind of
Are you in a relationship?:: kind of dating a girl now, nothing serious yet just talking
If so, for how long?:: a week
What was your first kiss like?:: incredible
How old were you when you got your first kiss?:: real kiss? 16
Do you think love is a load of crap?:: depends
Whats the best experiance youve ever had with the opposite sex?:: sex
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?:: yes
Have you ever been dumped?:: yes
Have you ever dumped someone?:: yes
Whats the most sexual thing youve done with the opposite sex?:: sex
FOR OR AGAINST
suicide:: against
love:: for
drunk drivers:: i drive drunk but im against it
airplanes:: for
war:: for
canada:: for
united states:: for
school:: for
surveys:: when im bored
parents:: for
pants:: who needs them?


i cant belive i just did this, man im bored...