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Default Re: morning wood - 07-29-2004, 04:06 PM

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im sure you all get it

It's so inconvienent when taking a piss in the morning. anyway to prevent it?????
try sleeping on your back/side. sleeping on your stomach like i do, mostly causes it. i've been recently sleeping on my side, and it's become less common.


  
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Default 07-29-2004, 04:21 PM

I wish I could piss fine with a boner, but it is just so fucking big ed:


  
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Default 07-29-2004, 04:31 PM

stand further back from the toilet....beter aim ...i too have that rpoblem buck biggrin:
  
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Default 07-29-2004, 04:33 PM

This thread is......... oOo: .to say the least.

If you wanna get rid of a moner, just jerk it right then and there. Simple as that, no need to make a whole thread on the issue.
  
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Default 07-29-2004, 04:49 PM

I always get a bon0r when I tierd & especially when I'm on trains or the bus. It's great when the bus stops & i stand up & poke an ole grandma or some kid in the eye w/ my heavily engorged spooj rifle
  
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Default 07-29-2004, 04:57 PM

oOo:


  
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Default 07-29-2004, 05:04 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":73826]I always get a bon0r when I tierd & especially when I'm on trains or the bus. It's great when the bus stops & i stand up & poke an ole grandma or some kid in the eye w/ my heavily engorged spooj rifle[/quote:73826]

heavily engorged spooj rifle. my god that is gold! happy:
  
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Default 07-29-2004, 05:09 PM

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I wish I could piss fine with a boner, but it is just so fucking big ed:
hehe same here happy:
  
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Default 07-29-2004, 05:28 PM

Anyone here sneezed whilst taking a piss?


















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That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest - Henri David Thoreau
  
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Default 07-29-2004, 05:44 PM

Word pain in the world is when your getting done with a piss and if you pull your boxers down like me if you accidently release the strap too quick, and it hits you plumly in the sack.
  
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Default 07-29-2004, 05:47 PM

your not getting laid enough oOo:
  
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Default 07-29-2004, 05:56 PM

I never get it because i sleep on my back or side. But what really sucks is trying to piss right after firing off a round. its impossable for the following 15min.
  
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Default 07-29-2004, 06:22 PM

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":d755d]I never get it because i sleep on my back or side. But what really sucks is trying to piss right after firing off a round. its impossable for the following 15min.[/quote:d755d]

dont ya just hate that cuss:
  
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Default 07-29-2004, 07:34 PM

[quote=Himmler]
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I never get it because i sleep on my back or side. But what really sucks is trying to piss right after firing off a round. its impossable for the following 15min.
dont ya just hate that cuss:[/quote:ac1da]

You cant piss after jerking it?

I always piss like straight after to wash out any leftovers.

(This thread has officially become totally disgusting dance: )
  
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Default 07-29-2004, 07:40 PM

[quote=Tripper]
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I never get it because i sleep on my back or side. But what really sucks is trying to piss right after firing off a round. its impossable for the following 15min.
dont ya just hate that cuss:
You cant piss after jerking it?

I always piss like straight after to wash out any leftovers.

(This thread has officially become totally disgusting dance: )[/quote:f8e76]Me too!
  
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