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Default 11-26-2004, 10:43 PM

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Default 11-26-2004, 10:52 PM

when i belch and fart at the same time, i see god
  
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Default 11-26-2004, 10:55 PM

i piss in the shower at the gym. (jking, watching seinfield right now).
  
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Default 11-26-2004, 10:58 PM

[quote="Short Hand":fcbd5]i piss in the shower at the gym. (jking, watching seinfield right now).[/quote:fcbd5]

Warts!!!! eek:
  
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Default 11-26-2004, 11:03 PM

im in love with samuel eto'o
  
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Default 11-26-2004, 11:03 PM

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plus im high right now
me 2! im the brother of the host so i get everything.. ... i mean everythign i want from pills to booze

i found i rllly like peppermint schnapps

i can type really well drunk/high cant i?
  
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Default 11-26-2004, 11:05 PM

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plus im high right now
me 2! im the brother of the host so i get everything.. ... i mean everythign i want from pills to booze

i found i rllly like peppermint schnapps

i can type really well drunk/high cant i?
stfu, someone post the drunk on the interweb pic.. sleeping:
  
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Default 11-26-2004, 11:16 PM

[img]http://www.netalbum.gr/data/media/87/drunk_mouse.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 11-26-2004, 11:22 PM

heres my deepest darkest secret: i was caught masturbating in the school washroom.
  
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Default 11-27-2004, 01:36 AM

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heres my deepest darkest secret: i was caught masturbating in the school washroom.
ROFL

at the citadel they catch guys jerking off all the time in their rooms...they make them wear a white glove on the hand they were jerking with and walk around with it on for like a week. during meal formations they have to go to the middle of the quad where everyone can see them and start waving....but to me that wouldnt be the most embaressing part....having all of your professors and the old majors/colonels/generals see you walking around with it would have to be emaressing as hell.
  
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Default 11-27-2004, 01:39 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":e3fa6]I can transform into a tin of John West's Tuna fish.

[img]http://www.reichnation.com/upload/store/deceptatuna.jpg[/img][/quote:e3fa6]

Sometimes my penis smell like John Wests Tuna Fish after masturbating and not washing for days eek:
  
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Default 11-27-2004, 05:02 AM

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I can transform into a tin of John West's Tuna fish.

[img]http://www.reichnation.com/upload/store/deceptatuna.jpg[/img]
Sometimes my penis smell like John Wests Tuna Fish after masturbating and not washing for days eek:[/quote:94205]
you'll find a way to get that smell a lot quicker later on.... *...listens for sound of cherry popping..*
  
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