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Default 12-22-2004, 03:01 PM

Hickory Dickory Dock
The man jacked off his cock
The clock struck two
The man dropped his goo
Hickory Dickory Dock
  
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Default 12-22-2004, 03:04 PM

That picture nearly made me puke.
  
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Default 12-22-2004, 03:06 PM

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I woz here, but now I'm not,
I'm round da corner smokin' pot!
I've wrote this message 2 prove a point,
Life is shit without a joint!

I smoke two joints in the morning
I smoke two joint at night
I smoke two joint in the afternoon
It makes me feel all right


I smoke two joints in time of peace
And two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints,
And then I smoke two more


Daddy he once told me,
"Son, you be hard workin' man"
And momma she once told me,
"Son, you do the best you can"
Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
  
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Default 12-22-2004, 03:07 PM

Jesus, I hate that song. Is that a Bob Marley wannabe, or Marley himself?
  
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Default 12-22-2004, 03:07 PM

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Hickory Dickory Dock
The man jacked off his cock
The clock struck two
The man dropped his goo
Hickory Dickory Dock
Epic, nice stinger at the end there aswell



  
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Default 12-22-2004, 03:11 PM

[img]http://img135.exs.cx/img135/3174/spooge6jy.gif[/img]
  
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Default 12-22-2004, 03:18 PM

[quote="Bullitt Tooth":47136][img]http://img135.exs.cx/img135/3174/spooge6jy.gif[/img][/quote:47136]

OMFG.......LOOLOOLOOLZZZZZZZZZ +1


"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
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Default 12-22-2004, 03:22 PM

Right when I was hitting puberty, my jiz seemed to be semi-clear. Was that normal? Its white now, so it really doesnt matter much anymore..
  
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Default 12-22-2004, 03:23 PM

dude, shut the fuck up...
  
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Default 12-22-2004, 03:24 PM

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Default 12-22-2004, 03:27 PM

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Default 12-22-2004, 03:27 PM

lol. those boots are leet.
  
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Default 12-22-2004, 03:28 PM

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"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
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