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View Poll Results: What Should I Do?
Sexy Go 17 77.27%
Sexy NO-Go 5 22.73%
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Default 01-07-2005, 06:08 PM
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Make it a goal to steal other dates away from others.

You suck.
  
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Default 01-07-2005, 11:09 PM
yea why not?? oOo:
  
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Default 01-08-2005, 12:14 AM
...arrange to have "Eye of the Tiger" booming out and a single strobe
light playing on you as you make your entry...bust a few moves and you
should be up to your apricots in some young ladies front-bottom in no time. freak:


also, a bit of this wont go astray if you're contemplating
giving her top-bottom a bit of a workout whilst you're at it:
[img]http://www.brownpaper.co.uk/acatalog/PD9802-87.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 01-08-2005, 05:11 AM
"Lip Smacking Good" ed:
  
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Default 01-08-2005, 09:27 AM
Just save yourself and stay home and get drunk. Saturate in the thoughts of how much of a geek you may be.
  
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Default 01-08-2005, 09:49 AM
go and take pics of ugly/stupid people, then post them so we can make fun of people...
  
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Default 01-08-2005, 11:17 AM
I guess I could try to find a date, but I don't see the point of it at this dance. Besides I will be so sexy everybody will want to dance with me. As for the pics, I will try to get some. Wait, anybody here want to go with me?
  
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Default 01-08-2005, 11:17 AM
pee in the drinks mwah:
  
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Default 01-08-2005, 12:56 PM
I'll go with you, Duke. Sure, why not...... oOo:
  
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Default 01-08-2005, 03:15 PM
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stand outside a window looking in and masturbate.
lmao!
  
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Default 01-08-2005, 03:44 PM
Take my x-wife, that way you will get lucky.

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**Practicing the dark art of turn signal usage since 1976.**
  
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Default 01-08-2005, 03:47 PM
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Take my x-wife, that way you will get lucky.

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Baaaaaaazing rock:
  
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Default 01-08-2005, 04:35 PM
rofl...
  
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Default 01-09-2005, 10:45 AM
[quote="@/\/G3L":e69da]go. bang an old chick while your at it.[/quote:e69da]
YEA! DUKE LOVES THE GILF!!!
  
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Default 01-10-2005, 10:09 AM
[quote="Duke_of_Ray":d4fe3]I guess I could try to find a date, but I don't see the point of it at this dance. Besides I will be so sexy everybody will want to dance with me. As for the pics, I will try to get some. Wait, anybody here want to go with me?[/quote:d4fe3]

I'll be there man...dressed as a leprachaun.
  
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