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Default 01-18-2005, 03:10 PM

Take a gun into school tomorrow and kill everyone.
  
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Default 01-18-2005, 03:14 PM

duke you need to see a doctor asap.


  
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Default 01-18-2005, 03:38 PM

you get spanked in school? oOo:
  
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Default 01-18-2005, 03:45 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":8629b]Take a gun into school tomorrow and kill everyone.[/quote:8629b]
  
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Default 01-18-2005, 03:46 PM

how was it, was the spanker hot?
  
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Default 01-18-2005, 04:19 PM

I still don't understand wtf is going on. beer:
  
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Default 01-18-2005, 04:19 PM

[quote="mr.miyagi":18d6b]Do you live in the 50s Duke? through some strange Pong dimension or is it a hillbilly school? I thought swatting was illegal these days.... spank:[/quote:18d6b]

No, we just live in a really hick town. It's okay to "swat" the kids, and ocassionaly punch them in the throat. This substitues today's "detentions" and other pussy methods of discipline.
  
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Default 01-18-2005, 04:20 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":6bd75]Take a gun into school tomorrow and kill everyone.[/quote:6bd75]

Excellent suggestion.
  
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Default 01-18-2005, 04:27 PM

[quote="Grim_Reaper":6690e]lol duke! aren't you a senior?! and what made her beat you? and how hard was the swat?[/quote:6690e]

Yes, I am a senior. Why did she beat me? Well she and I usually have some kind of competition going, and this time she owed me a dollar. I knew I would never get it from her the easy way, so I had her by me a coke and I told here I would pay her back. I did, It was a $1.08 so I haver her a dime. That was yesterday, so her revenge struck today. The swat stung, but not all to bad. It was only my second swat, the first was for being tardy all the time. I am so glad they give swats, makes everything so much easier. Swat is quick and forgton soon.

I do have to say Alax54 that the punching in the throat is too much. Remember that kid on the second day of school that got his throat punched out because he did not eat is mashed potatos?
  
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Default 01-18-2005, 04:28 PM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":95c99]
Remember that kid on the second day of school that got his throat punched out because he did not eat is mashed potatos?[/quote:95c99]


WTF LOL?!?!?! happy: oOo:
  
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Default 01-18-2005, 04:42 PM

Wtf Spanked, ROFL. I thought the swat team came in cause you kicked over the iron.



  
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Default 01-18-2005, 05:26 PM

holy fuk this gets better and better rofl


  
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Default 01-18-2005, 05:33 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":ac549][quote="Duke_of_Ray":ac549]
Remember that kid on the second day of school that got his throat punched out because he did not eat is mashed potatos?[/quote:ac549]


WTF LOL?!?!?! happy: oOo:[/quote:ac549]ROFLMAO, Your school is fucking old school. rock:



  
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Default 01-18-2005, 05:34 PM

that school would have lawsuits galore if they were "punching" kids eek:
  
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Default 01-18-2005, 05:37 PM

[quote="9mm BeRetTa":1334a]that school would have lawsuits galore if they were "punching" kids eek:[/quote:1334a]From the looks of it, His town seems to be living in the past and the parents prob. think they should do more than punch. eek:



  
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