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Default 02-14-2005, 07:18 PM

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Default 02-14-2005, 07:19 PM

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heres one

you go to the corner and see to hookers that resemble me and tripper, what do you do?
Ask if they take Mastercard or Maestro...


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Default 02-14-2005, 07:19 PM

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you go to the corner and see to hookers that resemble me and tripper, what do you do?
First I fuck myself and then I fuck you.
  
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Default 02-14-2005, 07:22 PM

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you go to the corner and see to hookers that resemble me and tripper, what do you do?
The thing I will do in the situation can be summed up in one word: RAPE


  
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Default 02-14-2005, 07:24 PM

That middle eastern bullshit doesn't apply around here. I live in the area most populated by those of arabic ethnicity outside of the middle-east. Look up dearborn or east dearborn and you'll see what I'm talking about. In conclusion I'd bust out an ass shovel on maple and trippar. The end.
  
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Default 02-14-2005, 07:32 PM

geez, i'll make another. rolleyes:

Ok, this is a true one, my bro told me it just last week. (messed up how common stuff is. for him in particular)

My bro was riding with his friend Doug, Jason and Jasons Gf ( all white males and 1 white female and my bro who is black) coming back from Mardi- Gras. They stop in Mississippi ( the last place anyone wants to stop if they're, ya know....) to get gas heading back home to Bham, Al. Everyone in the car gets out to get chow and pay for gas. My bro then gets out just happens to look around and see's a police car parked across the street at the opposing gas station. My bro then heads into the store with his friends and then comes out to see the police car parked right next to where doug's car is parked. Racism? Stereotyping? DWWFWB (Driving With White Friends While Black). What do you guys think the cop was thinking?
  
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Default 02-14-2005, 07:35 PM

went to check on a few kids that could be possible drunk, it is right after mardi gras.
  
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Default 02-14-2005, 07:36 PM

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Default 02-14-2005, 07:38 PM

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geez, i'll make another. rolleyes:

Ok, this is a true one, my bro told me it just last week. (messed up how common stuff is. for him in particular)

My bro was riding with his friend Doug, Jason and Jasons Gf ( all white males and 1 white female and my bro who is black) coming back from Mardi- Gras. They stop in Mississippi ( the last place anyone wants to stop if they're, ya know....) to get gas heading back home to Bham, Al. Everyone in the car gets out to get chow and pay for gas. My bro then gets out just happens to look around and see's a police car parked across the street at the opposing gas station. My bro then heads into the store with his friends and then comes out to see the police car parked right next to where doug's car is parked. Racism? Stereotyping? DWWFWB (Driving With White Friends While Black). What do you guys think the cop was thinking?
Dude they're in Mississippi. Racism is common down there. sleeping:
  
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Default 02-14-2005, 07:51 PM

This thread sucks. cry:
  
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Default 02-14-2005, 07:52 PM

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Default 02-14-2005, 07:55 PM

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This thread sucks. cry:
Its gonna blow any second....
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Default 02-14-2005, 07:57 PM

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Its gonna blow any second....
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Default 02-14-2005, 07:59 PM

here we go yo, here we go yo, so wha wha wha whats the scenario? /busta
  
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Default 02-14-2005, 08:03 PM

Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul not Constantinople
Been a long time gone
Constantinople got the Turkish Delight
On a moonlit night

Every gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul
Not Constantinople
So if you've a date in Constantinople
She'll be waiting in Istanbul

Even old New York
Was once New Amsterdam
Why they change it?
I can't say
People just liked it better that way

So take me back to Constantinople
No you can't go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks'

Istanbul, Istanbul

Istanbul, Istanbul

Even old New York
Was once New Amsterdam
Why they change it?
I can't say
People just liked it better that way

Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul not Constantinople
Been a long time gone Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks'

So take me back to Constantinople
No you can't go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks'

Istanbul
  
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