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Default 02-28-2005, 06:05 PM
[quote="Bean 2":3768a][quote=Coleman]
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I cant believe im older than you. Go to a strip club or something.
there aren't any good ones bye me. i might have to take a trip to philly for any decent dancers[/quote:3768a]

yea i know what you mean. The first time i went to a strip club was last semester. I go to college in upstate New York. I dont know if anyone knows much about upstate New York, especially where i go to college, but the women look like they grew up to a nuclear power plant. It was the worst experience. Me and a friend payed 10 bucks for 40 year old women with saggy boobs. One lady looked like she just had a kid, you could see she had a C-section. But try going to one in a big city. They usually have good ones.[/quote:3768a]LMAO @ c-section and nuclear plant
  
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Default 02-28-2005, 06:05 PM
head to montreal
  
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Default 02-28-2005, 06:06 PM
You want to talk about ugly strippers? Try going to the Strippers in Wainwright. Wainwright is a very small town in Northern Alberta that pretty much lives off the military because thats all thats there. CFB Wainwright. The only guys the strippers see are army guys. Included in that are US army guys, UK army guys, Australian army guys etc because they all come here to train. Now imagine how ugly the strippers are. I'd shoot myself if i lived in wainwright.
  
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Default 02-28-2005, 08:31 PM
I turned 18 on my prom night. The girl i wanted to go with couldnt go because of her parents, so i ended up going with a friend of my friends gf. she was really boring and i ended up getting my sister to come pick me up after the dance and we went to the liquor store and i bought a lottery ticket.

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Default 02-28-2005, 08:42 PM
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I turned 18 on my prom night. The girl i wanted to go with couldnt go because of her parents, so i ended up going with a friend of my friends gf. she was really boring and i ended up getting my sister to come pick me up after the dance and we went to the liquor store and i bought a lottery ticket.

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Default 02-28-2005, 08:43 PM
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I turned 18 on my prom night. The girl i wanted to go with couldnt go because of her parents, so i ended up going with a friend of my friends gf. she was really boring and i ended up getting my sister to come pick me up after the dance and we went to the liquor store and i bought a lottery ticket.

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wow

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Default 02-28-2005, 08:44 PM
I dont turn 18 for another four years. And on that day...well, Im not looking forward to it. 17's my day, 18 is becoming an adult, and hell, I dont want to do that.
  
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Default 02-28-2005, 08:44 PM
ahh that's right. I can buy lottery tickets now. I totally forgot about that. oOo: biggrin:
  
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Default 02-28-2005, 08:44 PM
Happy Birthday! Now go register with selective service so you'll be draft eligible. Oh yeah, and keep us updated when you get your ass busted for bringing porno to school. biggrin:
  
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Default 02-28-2005, 09:17 PM
When I turned 18, I joined the Air Force. You should do the same, and we could be the two best Airmen ever. We would rock the world with our blue.
  
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Default 02-28-2005, 09:53 PM
The porn thing seems like something an 8 year old would do.
  
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Default 02-28-2005, 09:54 PM
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The porn thing seems like something an 8 year old would do.
Probably not.

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Default 02-28-2005, 09:56 PM
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The porn thing seems like something an 8 year old would do.
Probably not.
Well instead of buying it they would steal it from their father. But an 18 year old doing what coleman discribed is a little immature.
  
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Default 02-28-2005, 09:57 PM
My brother buys bluntwraps all the time.
  
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Default 02-28-2005, 10:06 PM
Me in the porn shop

Guy behind counter

"we have our regular movies over here or if your looking for just straight fucking, we have complitations over here. These are our best of scene movies here, I dont like them because someone else is picking the scenes and not me"

I end up picking this

[img]http://images.searchextreme.com/covers/front/1000002969.jpg[/img]

Porn Jedi behind the counter
"ooo Nice choice..."

"true story"

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