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Default 03-21-2005, 11:05 PM

I would have said pretty much the same things. Perhaps just differantly. In the first situation you could have put it a bit differantly, something along the lines of...

"You do realize that he doesnt want to go to the dance with (chick) because hes gay, right?"

BAM problem solved, now the girls will love him because hes "not threatening", and hes off the hook with the nasty chick.

Situation two requires a bit more grace and civility.

Dumb bitch: "if you can't find anybody else I will go to prom with you".
You: "Oh fuck that, all you did last time was try to fuck other guys all night."

Again problems solved, now she hates you and you never have to put up with her shit again. Fuck that bitch and her "busy" schedule.
  
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Default 03-21-2005, 11:06 PM

Im glad i found the girl for me, Yeah shes a typical girl who gives me shit, but i give her shit right back. We fight, dont talk to eachothe rfor like 2 mins, than we have incredible sex. gg


  
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Default 03-21-2005, 11:16 PM

Women impossible to understand .. annoy: annoy: annoy: annoy: .. I find they like to hint at what it is thats wrong but never actually come out and say it, fuck it annoys me .. and i never know what i did wrong, if i even did anything in the first place, i never freakin know sleeping: sleeping: sleeping: annoy: annoy: annoy: annoy: the_finger: the_finger: the_finger: cuss: cuss:




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Default 03-21-2005, 11:17 PM

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Women impossible to understand .. annoy: annoy: annoy: annoy: .. I find they like to hint at what it is thats wrong but never actually come out and say it, fuck it annoys me .. and i never know what i did wrong, if i even did anything in the first place, i never freakin know sleeping: sleeping: sleeping: annoy: annoy: annoy: annoy: the_finger: the_finger: the_finger: cuss: cuss:




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Exactly, they hint, when they say "i dont want you to come to the store with me" in laymens terms that means "you better fucking come"


  
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Default 03-21-2005, 11:19 PM

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Women impossible to understand .. annoy: annoy: annoy: annoy: .. I find they like to hint at what it is thats wrong but never actually come out and say it, fuck it annoys me .. and i never know what i did wrong, if i even did anything in the first place, i never freakin know sleeping: sleeping: sleeping: annoy: annoy: annoy: annoy: the_finger: the_finger: the_finger: cuss: cuss:




hellfire: hellfire: hellfire: hellfire: sleeping: annoy: annoy: the_finger:
Exactly, they hint, when they say "i dont want you to come to the store with me" in laymens terms that means "you better fucking come"
No doubt man beer: beer: beer: stupid: stupid: cuss: the_finger:


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Default 03-21-2005, 11:57 PM

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I miss a certain someone now. She won't be back until next week cry:
Dont worry sugar. . .your mother will always love you. . .

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Women are easy to deal with if youre not a nuetered child. . .just like men, women prey on weak men - time to scrub it with these two chicks and start fresh. . .get laid once and your confidence level will boost. Trust me. Everyone thinks they arent going to get laid - ever - in HS. . .but unless youre the ass side of ugly. . .youll get to drop your penis in something -

Just be a man and man up to these broads.

Oh and I think you need to be removed from society. . .I really do.
  
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Default 03-22-2005, 12:08 AM

[quote="TGB!":faa64]Everyone thinks they arent going to get laid - ever - in HS. . .but unless youre the ass side of ugly. . .youll get to drop your penis in something [/quote:faa64]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[quote="TGB!":faa64]Oh and I think you need to be removed from society. . .I really do[/quote:faa64]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!111111111

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Default 03-22-2005, 06:42 AM

women are like engines. When they break down, its usually you're fault
  
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Default 03-22-2005, 06:46 AM

She wants to fuck.
  
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Default 03-22-2005, 07:16 AM

When in an arguement with a women you are ALWAYS wrong, even if you might be right. Just leave it alone, get off the subject make up and have sex


  
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Default Re: Girls, they are crazy! - 03-22-2005, 07:19 AM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":773d8]
I can't always be in the wrong, I mean I just don't think it is possible, even if I tried!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!![/quote:773d8]

I think....actually KNOW you can plzdie:




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 03-22-2005, 08:48 AM

best advice I ever had is to never give a fk & if they give you grief put em in their place. If they wana leave you or break up just say 'O.K, I'm kinda hungry, you know any places that serve doughnuts round here?'
  
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Default 03-22-2005, 08:55 AM

I don't know if anyone even remotly understands girls.


  
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Default 03-22-2005, 09:16 AM

[quote="TGB!":13f56]

time to scrub it with these two chicks and start fresh
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