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Default 04-22-2005, 09:49 AM

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Oh God that was pathetic. Me and my 7 incher are quite happy
Thats not your penis, thats the sausage you dropped during breakfast that got lodged inbetween your fat annoy:
  
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Default 04-22-2005, 10:03 AM

i see machette posted in the little cock thread
  
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Default 04-22-2005, 10:05 AM

[quote="Bean 2":867b2]
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Oh God that was pathetic. Me and my 7 incher are quite happy
Thats not your penis, thats the sausage you dropped during breakfast that got lodged inbetween your fat annoy:[/quote:867b2]

HAHA!!! biggrin:


  
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Default 04-22-2005, 10:48 AM

uhhmm how did you find this group??





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Default 04-22-2005, 03:39 PM

[quote="Bean 2":07223]
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Oh God that was pathetic. Me and my 7 incher are quite happy
Thats not your penis, thats the sausage you dropped during breakfast that got lodged inbetween your fat annoy:[/quote:07223]
+1

Its such a shame those guys feel like that. All these super bitches that complain and whinge about such things are total insensitive sluts. Would they like it if you told them their poon looked like a filthy rotten ham sandwich, felt like a dead homosexual octopus's anus and smelt of rotting tuna steaks, I think not!


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Default 04-22-2005, 03:52 PM

[quote="mr.miyagi":d781c]Its such a shame those guys feel like that. All these super bitches that complain and whinge about such things are total insensitive sluts. Would they like it if you told them their poon looked like a filthy rotten ham sandwich, felt like a dead homosexual octopus's anus and smelt of rotting tuna steaks, I think not![/quote:d781c]

Well, some girls are insecure about their breast size. I was with a girl who had a B + cup and she thought they were to small. She was sadly mistaken and i guess with me constantly touching them, i kinda boosted her self esteem about them. btw, she had the perfect nipples.


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Default 04-22-2005, 03:57 PM

[quote="mr.miyagi":e9193] Its such a shame those guys feel like that. All these super bitches that complain and whinge about such things are total insensitive sluts. [/quote:e9193]
..yes, perhaps if their quims weren't of horses-collar like dimensions to start with then a cock the
size of a toddlers arm holding an apple wouldn't be required JUST TO TOUCH THE FUCKING SIDES!!
  
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Default 04-22-2005, 10:02 PM

[quote:bfe92]Would they like it if you told them their poon looked like a filthy rotten ham sandwich, felt like a dead homosexual octopus's anus and smelt of rotting tuna steaks[/quote:bfe92]

LMAO!!

and mick, yes you found my secret. Damnit.

[quote:bfe92]Hey, wassup? I'm 30yrs old, gay and have been hating my cock (1' soft, 5' hard, 3.5round) since I was in elementary school. I even spoke to my parents when i was a kid about how sad I was. They told me not to worry cause it would get bigger as i grew...LIES!
Anyways, I love sex, but i get bored really quick. I start thinking of all the other things i have to do that day. Even when I jerk off, i wanna cum and be done within a minute. My partner thinks many times that he is the reason why i am not into sex too much. I'd rather just take care of it myself, and be on with the rest of my day. The reason i searched for a chat like this is cuase last night i was fooling around with someone and i could not even get it up. Erectile disfunction is not new to me. Many times thoughout my 20s, i couldnt get hard. Many morbid thoughts like cutting it off, and even suicide have crossed my mind.
I just always wanted to be in the "big boys" club, and am facing reality now that it will never happen.

Glad there's a site where I can vent!
Thanks[/quote:bfe92]

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Default 04-22-2005, 10:44 PM

i would know life with a small penis




get it because i have a big one so i wouldnt know. i made a funny
  
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Default 04-22-2005, 11:27 PM

[quote:652a6]Hey, wassup? I'm 30yrs old, gay and have been hating my cock (1' soft, 5' hard, 3.5round) since I was in elementary school. I even spoke to my parents when i was a kid about how sad I was. They told me not to worry cause it would get bigger as i grew...LIES![/quote:652a6]

ROLFMAO
  
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Default 04-23-2005, 11:14 AM

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Oh God that was pathetic. Me and my 7 incher are quite happy
You MUST have stretched it.
I would call it blood engorged, but thats me
  
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