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Default 06-06-2005, 10:14 PM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":2b392]So who wants to touch my face hair?[/quote:2b392]

You mean that fuzz that looks like its been partially smacked with a weedwhacker?




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Default 06-06-2005, 10:16 PM

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Molestache


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Default 06-06-2005, 10:18 PM

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So who wants to touch my face hair?
You mean that fuzz that looks like its been partially smacked with a weedwhacker?[/quote:7f21a]

Your alive?! YES!!! +1 For being cool. I like to call it Jaun not "fuzz".
  
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Default 06-06-2005, 10:40 PM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":fe442][quote=geRV]
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So who wants to touch my face hair?
You mean that fuzz that looks like its been partially smacked with a weedwhacker?[/quote:fe442]

Your alive?! YES!!! +1 For being cool. I like to call it Jaun not "fuzz".[/quote:fe442]

lol
  
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Default 06-06-2005, 11:54 PM

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Can't wait til they let you behind the wheel of a jet in the air force.
  
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Default 06-06-2005, 11:55 PM

how do you know it wasnt god who put your foot under the lawnmower?
  
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Default 06-07-2005, 01:37 AM

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Can't wait til they let you behind the wheel of a jet in the air force.
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Default 06-07-2005, 02:04 AM

i thought this thread was about the size of....nothing.
  
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Default 06-07-2005, 04:23 AM

That's the exact reason I wear steel toe boots all year.


  
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Default 06-07-2005, 07:45 AM

That's the exact reason I own a manual lawnmower.


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Default 06-07-2005, 08:56 AM

that happened to a basketball star once, he wasn not so lucky, however
  
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Default 06-07-2005, 10:08 AM

Better luck next time


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Default 06-07-2005, 10:33 AM

Stop blaming it on others.
  
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Default 06-07-2005, 03:44 PM

close shave duke!...
  
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Default 06-07-2005, 04:06 PM

Check my neck, you can see a small nick were I cut myself shaving. Kinda hot.
  
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