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Default 06-06-2005, 10:36 PM

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Default 06-06-2005, 11:20 PM

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Default 06-06-2005, 11:44 PM

tell her to ease off becuase you feel smothered. dont be a dick about it though, because you should ask yourself how often women fawn over you. also, this is something most women do, so get used to it.
  
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Default 06-06-2005, 11:57 PM

Tell her to suck ten cocks because you just wanna play video games and jack off on your own for a while.
  
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Default 06-07-2005, 04:11 AM

Fuck her ass and get into BDSM.


  
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Default 06-07-2005, 04:58 AM

Just a warning, we disowned one of our guys from the group for this sort of thing.
  
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Default 06-07-2005, 05:34 AM

[quote="Short Hand":fb301]Just a warning, we disowned one of our guys from the group for this sort of thing.[/quote:fb301]

oOo: stupid:
  
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Default 06-07-2005, 06:58 AM

Ask her sister out on a date. Or her Mom.


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Default 06-07-2005, 07:07 AM

she is trying to control you, if you dont set the standard soon you will become one pussy whipped little boy
  
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Default 06-07-2005, 07:55 AM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":fdc53]if you dont set the standard soon you will become one pussy whipped little boy[/quote:fdc53]

Words to live by. That doesn't mean you can't compromise a little and give her time that you wish you were spending with your boys, but you have to let her know from the beginning what you're willing to compromise on and what is not on the table for debate. Talk to her. Don't just stew about it.
  
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Default 06-07-2005, 08:00 AM

Marry her. You've met the only woman who will never be repulsed by you. I keed, I keed...do what Colonel said.

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Default 06-07-2005, 08:39 AM

beautiful women are a trap, my friend. dont sacrifice your manliness for a bit of p00ntang, cause when she's gone in a month, you'll look like a puss n front of all chicks = no more p00ntang. tell her you need some s p a ce
  
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Default 06-07-2005, 09:04 AM

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beautiful women are a trap, my friend. dont sacrifice your manliness for a bit of p00ntang, cause when she's gone in a month, you'll look like a puss n front of all chicks = no more p00ntang. tell her you need some s p a ce
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Default 06-07-2005, 09:21 AM

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beautiful women are a trap, my friend. dont sacrifice your manliness for a bit of p00ntang, cause when she's gone in a month, you'll look like a puss n front of all chicks = no more p00ntang. tell her you need some s p a ce
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couldn't have said it better myself brian


  
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Default 06-07-2005, 10:24 AM

[quote="Short Hand":9eef6]Just a warning, we disowned one of our guys from the group for this sort of thing.[/quote:9eef6]
"nO gIrLz AlLoWeD!"
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I can't answer this until I've seen pics of the girl in question, sorry man calmdown:


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