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Default 06-06-2005, 10:43 PM

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Rofl...Arkan? Dewd?


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Default 06-06-2005, 10:46 PM

That gives me an idea...
  
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Default 06-06-2005, 10:54 PM

Can't say I've ever walked in on mine...thank god.
  
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Default 06-06-2005, 11:18 PM

Please, like you people haven't seen nasty porn before.
  
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Default 06-06-2005, 11:42 PM

have to be the thing swill made earlier this year, or whenever it was. i have walked in on my parents doing it but backed out as soon as i opened their door. oOo:
  
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Default 06-07-2005, 12:41 AM

my sister walked in on me whackin off to a sweet pr0n video i had just downloaded. thought i had locked the door.

brother walked in on me and my ex, but we were under the covers. again, thought the door was locked.

when i was a kid, we went on vacation to mexico and i was walking across a wooden plank on the road when it broke and i fell into a sewage ditch.

when i was in the navy, we had to fish out a couple of dead bodies from the sea. they had been floating and were all bloated and had been pecked and chewed on by seagulls and marine life.

saw two elderly turkish men fuckin eachother earnestly on their yacht near the greek islands.

a girl tried to put her finger in my ass one time.
  
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Default 06-07-2005, 12:47 AM

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my sister walked in on me whackin off to a sweet pr0n video i had just downloaded. thought i had locked the door.

brother walked in on me and my ex, but we were under the covers. again, thought the door was locked.

when i was a kid, we went on vacation to mexico and i was walking across a wooden plank on the road when it broke and i fell into a sewage ditch.

when i was in the navy, we had to fish out a couple of dead bodies from the sea. they had been floating and were all bloated and had been pecked and chewed on by seagulls and marine life.

saw two elderly turkish men fuckin eachother earnestly on their yacht near the greek islands.

a girl tried to put her finger in my ass one time.
you have suffered more than what is expected from 5 men....you poor soul.


  
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Default 06-07-2005, 12:48 AM

its been hard, but i have gf1 to keep from hanging myself with my shit stained underwear.
  
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Default 06-07-2005, 01:06 AM

I witnessed a shovel come down on a guys head and split the skull at a party with about 45 other people when I was 16....I didn't see it happen, but I was there, about 10 feet from the guy it happened to, and I had a quick flash of the aftermath before I left almost in tears. I heard the guy died about a week after it.
Most fucked up/nasty thing easily...Not much else has happened to me...
  
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Default 06-07-2005, 01:23 AM

Other than goatse, lemonparty, and the like I haven't really had anything close to what has been said here.

I mean I've heard some nasty stuff from or about people around my school. Luckily I didn't have to see or experience any of it, and hopefully never will. /me knocks on wood
  
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Default 06-07-2005, 02:17 AM

watched a vid that involved genitilla needles and blood
  
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Default 06-07-2005, 02:30 AM

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Default 06-07-2005, 05:19 AM

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my sister walked in on me whackin off to a sweet pr0n video i had just downloaded. thought i had locked the door.

brother walked in on me and my ex, but we were under the covers. again, thought the door was locked.

when i was a kid, we went on vacation to mexico and i was walking across a wooden plank on the road when it broke and i fell into a sewage ditch.

when i was in the navy, we had to fish out a couple of dead bodies from the sea. they had been floating and were all bloated and had been pecked and chewed on by seagulls and marine life.

saw two elderly turkish men fuckin eachother earnestly on their yacht near the greek islands.

a girl tried to put her finger in my ass one time.
You win, just from sheer quantity.


I'm not sure about the last one though. Nothing wrong with that.


  
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Default 06-07-2005, 06:32 AM

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my sister walked in on me whackin off to a sweet pr0n video i had just downloaded. thought i had locked the door.

brother walked in on me and my ex, but we were under the covers. again, thought the door was locked.

when i was a kid, we went on vacation to mexico and i was walking across a wooden plank on the road when it broke and i fell into a sewage ditch.

when i was in the navy, we had to fish out a couple of dead bodies from the sea. they had been floating and were all bloated and had been pecked and chewed on by seagulls and marine life.

saw two elderly turkish men fuckin eachother earnestly on their yacht near the greek islands.

a girl tried to put her finger in my ass one time.
You win, just from sheer quantity.


I'm not sure about the last one though. Nothing wrong with that.
rofl yes, dude - I feel for you, that's alot of fucked up things to remember....
  
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Default 06-07-2005, 07:54 AM

I can not eat pickles anymore.


-I was working hard on a pickle display at work, moving shuffling threw the workload, then I smelled something..... It was rancid..... The very smell made you dry gag without control.... It was a what we call in grocery "a lousy", the basics of it are a loose pickle Jar and what flies and other bugs like to do in it. Thec lay their eggs, etc maggots hatch, other bugs lay inside as well, the case of pickles becomes covered in insects, from milipedes, to earwigs. I opened the case and the first thing I felt as I reached in was a handful of the most disgusting bugs to be imagined. I instantly had the shrives and shook all the bugs off. I got one of the guys who work under me to clean it up. The smell was horrible.

-Hmm.......I was in a bad acident as a Kid, our van flipped over while trying to avoid the pileup on the highway, I got out of the van afterwards (we were un hurt) and I saw a really mangled body in a smashedu p bodyu in the ford tembo ahead of us...... I didn't realy realise the fullness of it at that age...

-My father passed out on the 401 while drivng me, my lil sis and brother. We went across 5 lanes of traffic, and by some miracle we didnt hit any other cars, then smashed into the center median. I was mortified, i picked up his clunky motorolla cell and started phoning the 911, while my borther and sister were pissing themselves in the back, they had no idea of what was really going on. I blacked out and the next thing I knew was that I was playing my game boy at the nearby hospital.

There is a lot more fucked up shit, but it is stuff I don't really wanna share on gf1.com. ed:
  
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