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Default 06-07-2005, 06:30 PM
bwahahaha... good one nyck...
  
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I would think they would like to know what he did in Canada
  
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Default 06-07-2005, 06:36 PM
lmfao @ resemblance biggrin:

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Default 06-07-2005, 06:40 PM
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ninty oyu crazy fuq
  
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Default 06-07-2005, 06:46 PM
"The bulletin caught the eye of a Quincy police dispatcher because it gave the suspect's Massachusetts driver's license number, missing a character. The dispatcher plugged in numbers and letters until she found a last known address for Despres in Mattapoisett. She alerted police in that town, and an officer quickly spotted Despres."

Wtf... This happens 5 miles from my house and I didn't hear shit? eek:


That's pretty fucked that the guy was so close to where I live. Maybe he can come and rape and decapitate me happy:

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Default 06-08-2005, 05:49 AM
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Default 06-08-2005, 03:43 PM
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"The bulletin caught the eye of a Quincy police dispatcher because it gave the suspect's Massachusetts driver's license number, missing a character. The dispatcher plugged in numbers and letters until she found a last known address for Despres in Mattapoisett. She alerted police in that town, and an officer quickly spotted Despres."

Wtf... This happens 5 miles from my house and I didn't hear shit? eek:


That's pretty fucked that the guy was so close to where I live. Maybe he can come and rape and decapitate me happy:

Nothing like some head from a dead man. happy:



If anybody doesn't get it, it's a pun.
you didnt hear about it cause its fucking quincy, mass.
That guy is messed up. Imagine him walking up to you at the border carrying all that shit with that look on his face.
And wtf is wit hthe "I'm with NASA" b.s.?
  
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Default 06-08-2005, 03:59 PM
i cant stop laughing from the resemblance
  
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Default 06-08-2005, 04:24 PM
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HAHAHAHA

i knew that picture would come back to haunt me.

Anyway, i'm about as far away from New Brunswick as you can get in Canada.
Yeeeeeeaaaaaah thats what they all say Mr.........FRODO BAGGINS OF THE
SHIRRRRRE, yes, you're under arrest matey, gimme that ring.
[img]http://img293.echo.cx/img293/7108/ninty9untitled3zn1vo4vn.jpg[/img][img]http://img293.echo.cx/img293/9379/frodo81om.jpg[/img]

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[img]http://img293.echo.cx/img293/7108/ninty9untitled3zn1vo4vn.jpg[/img] [img]http://x4.putfile.com/6/15817450064.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 06-08-2005, 05:58 PM
lol

i was camping and we went into town and went to a party and this girl kept saying how my eyes looked exactly like elijah wood's. then my friend banged her.
  
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Default 06-08-2005, 07:29 PM
[quote="Unknown_Sniper":55899][quote=duncey]"The bulletin caught the eye of a Quincy police dispatcher because it gave the suspect's Massachusetts driver's license number, missing a character. The dispatcher plugged in numbers and letters until she found a last known address for Despres in Mattapoisett. She alerted police in that town, and an officer quickly spotted Despres."

Wtf... This happens 5 miles from my house and I didn't hear shit? eek:


That's pretty fucked that the guy was so close to where I live. Maybe he can come and rape and decapitate me happy:

Nothing like some head from a dead man. happy:



[size=7]If anybody doesn't get it, it's a pun.[/size][/quote]
you didnt hear about it cause its fucking quincy, mass.
That guy is messed up. Imagine him walking up to you at the border carrying all that shit with that look on his face.
And wtf is wit hthe "I'm with NASA" b.s.?[/quote:55899]

Me = Weymouth, Mass...

[url="http://www.mapquest.com"]http://www.mapquest.com[/url] pls? 10 Miles at MOST from where I live.

EDIT: Maps.google.com

[img]http://img297.echo.cx/img297/5156/sexyweymouth2hh.png[/img]


EDITEDIT:

[img]http://img46.echo.cx/img46/8366/sexyweymouth20ke.png[/img]

Now Im going to have stalker show up at my house. rolleyes:
  
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Default 06-08-2005, 07:32 PM
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[img]http://nyckwest.com/insults/nintyh4x.gif[/img]

rofl

hahahahhahahahhahahahhahhahahahahhahaha

no offense ninty, but you have some bulbous eyes lol.
  
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Default 06-08-2005, 07:41 PM
affiliated with NASA lol...thats what they all say!!!
  
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Default 06-08-2005, 07:45 PM
ninty can see everything. ed:

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