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Default 06-17-2005, 09:36 AM

On a jar of some generic honey roasted peanuts: "May contain traces of peanuts"

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Default 06-17-2005, 03:36 PM

on a christmas light box, it says "for indoor and outdoor use only."


  
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Default 06-17-2005, 04:05 PM

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On a jar of some generic honey roasted peanuts: "May contain traces of peanuts"

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Default 06-17-2005, 04:06 PM

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on a christmas light box, it says "for indoor and outdoor use only."
Some dildo would probably try and submerge them in his fishtank. oOo:




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Default 06-17-2005, 04:47 PM

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on a christmas light box, it says "for indoor and outdoor use only."
Some dildo would probably try and submerge them in his fishtank. oOo:
FISH DESERVE TO CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS TOO!!!!!!!!111 happy:


  
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Default 06-17-2005, 04:50 PM

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on a christmas light box, it says "for indoor and outdoor use only."
Some dildo would probably try and submerge them in his fishtank. oOo:
FISH DESERVE TO CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS TOO!!!!!!!!111 happy:
WHAT IF THEY ARE JEWISH/PAGAN/ISLAMIC/BLACK FISHES?!?!


  
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Default 06-17-2005, 04:53 PM

Black ppl celebrate christmas...


  
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on a christmas light box, it says "for indoor and outdoor use only."
Some dildo would probably try and submerge them in his fishtank. oOo:
FISH DESERVE TO CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS TOO!!!!!!!!111 happy:
WHAT IF THEY ARE JEWISH/PAGAN/ISLAMIC/BLACK FISHES?!?!
Then we dump some petrol into the tank light it and the fish can like it.




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Default 06-17-2005, 08:42 PM

On Sears hair dryer:
Do not use while sleeping...

On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use...

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts...

On a Swedish chain saw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals...

On a knife sharpener:
Caution: knives are sharp...

Rules on a tram in Prague:
Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be persecuted...

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Default 06-17-2005, 09:28 PM

On a pediatric thermometer...

"Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally" wallbash:
  
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Default 06-17-2005, 10:02 PM

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On a pediatric thermometer...

"Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally" wallbash:

Fuck, I need to read the box more carefully. wallbash:
  
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