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Default 08-05-2005, 02:11 AM

14 Inches jesus fucking christ, thats ridiculous.


  
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Default 08-05-2005, 02:13 AM

Why is everything bigger with black peeps..big asses, big cocks, tall muthas..us white folk are at a supreme disadvantage.
  
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Default 08-05-2005, 02:54 AM

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14 Inches jesus fucking christ, thats ridiculous.
..and that's on the slack too, apparently.
  
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Default 08-05-2005, 03:49 AM

He must have to shove it in his ass to keep it from floppin out when he was boxing. oOo:
  
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Default 08-05-2005, 04:52 AM

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14 Inches jesus fucking christ, thats ridiculous.

It has to be a lie, technically the world record is not even that big.
  
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Default 08-05-2005, 04:58 AM

[quote="Jin-Roh":6a881]He must have to shove it in his ass to keep it from floppin out when he was boxing. oOo:[/quote:6a881]

That'd explain why he's so angry in the ring, if you'll pardon the pun freak:
  
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Default 08-05-2005, 06:27 AM

He'll bite one of her tits off.
  
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Default 08-05-2005, 08:38 AM

[quote="Short Hand":d7391]
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14 Inches jesus fucking christ, thats ridiculous.

It has to be a lie, technically the world record is not even that big.[/quote:d7391]

That's true, but I did see some weird porn once where these two dudes had like 20+ inch cocks, but they were due to stretching because they were like toothpicks.
  
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Default 08-05-2005, 01:15 PM

[quote:ee98c]The penis. Almost 47% of the world's population has one. For centuries, ancient civilizations hailed it as a gift from the gods. It was believed that all life sprung from its mighty power and that no household could survive without one.[/quote:ee98c]

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As long as i get to see some black cock i'm happy.
<lasagnae> i like balck dicks
  
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Default 08-06-2005, 12:28 AM

[quote="Short Hand":a64b4]
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14 Inches jesus fucking christ, thats ridiculous.

It has to be a lie, technically the world record is not even that big.[/quote:a64b4]

I thought the Guiness book had one at 21 inches?


  
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Default 08-06-2005, 12:49 AM

ED! taught me that black people measure their penis from there asshole to the tip of their dick.
  
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Default 08-06-2005, 12:59 AM

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14 Inches jesus fucking christ, thats ridiculous.

It has to be a lie, technically the world record is not even that big.
I thought the Guiness book had one at 21 inches?[/quote:0e46a]
thats like a fucking spear
  
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Default 08-06-2005, 01:20 AM

[quote="Cool Fool":06eb2][quote=Milla]
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14 Inches jesus fucking christ, thats ridiculous.

It has to be a lie, technically the world record is not even that big.
I thought the Guiness book had one at 21 inches?[/quote:06eb2]
thats like a fucking spear[/quote:06eb2]

Indeed, but i remember reading something like that in the guiness book back a few years ago.


  
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