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Default 08-15-2005, 03:23 PM

Didn't you say you had $40,000 awhile back? And you bought a Neon?
  
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Default 08-15-2005, 03:27 PM

prolly spent it on ricer shit like wings, altezzas, fart cans and other things that people laugh at


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Default 08-15-2005, 03:34 PM

Dear god..... No NO & NO. 1st. Sell the neon and if you still want a neon buy a neon sport or expresso, Which boasts the good ole SOHC 2.0 engine sporting 150hp. Next = do prep work for the car, performance parts. small exterior mods which are not cheap or ricy, aka clear corners, shave a few badges, tint, nice set of rims, Short Ram air intake, new pulleys, headers, synthetic oil, synthetic fluids, cat back exaust system, lowering springs (NOT CUT SPRINGS), then once you are sporting a car with a nice basic setup and a good 160hp throw on a "conservative kit", none of this BLITS KIT or DRIFTER KIT bullshit. Most body kits ruin the cars lines, so why throw one on....I also doubth VERY MUCH that you beat a RX8 in a fucking neon....


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Default 08-15-2005, 03:38 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":06a65]you're a fucking ricer piece of shit that dosent deserve to have a fuckin car. save some of that money and buy some real performance parts you fucking ricetard.


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agreed 100%

Body kits and anything else that you think looks cool from Fast & the Furious/2Fast2Furious are retarded...
  
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Default 08-15-2005, 03:40 PM

eh, it's probably what all the cool kids are doing in his neighbourhood

ps: http://img365.imageshack.us/my.php?image=rice28fw.jpg


  
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Default 08-15-2005, 06:14 PM

I think everyones missing the point of this entire thread...

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SCREW UP GROUND EFFECTS GOING IN A STRAIGHT LINE.

Also i wouldnt say "i kicked yo azz" as if it were because of the car simply because your friend is a retard and cant drive well enough to beat a fucking neon.
  
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Default 08-15-2005, 06:19 PM

Boost the performance in the engine first. All show and no go sucks imo.
  
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Default 08-15-2005, 07:06 PM

hey guess what drive stock and quit ricing your shit out. Save your money for more important things like cocaine and hookers.


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Default 08-15-2005, 07:27 PM

Ok first off, the kit will sadly work. Next id like to know you managed to wreck your entire body kit racing in a straight line? BTW the kit you’re looking at makes it look like the car got punched in the face and has a swollen lip. I put a picture of it bellow for those of you who were to lazy to look it up. Godsmack you must now delete that website from your bookmarks and add http://www.modernperformance.com/ there you can get good, quality performance additions for you’re neon. I personally find my mom’s neon fast enough as it is but if I were to do anything: cold air intake, under drive pulley, MP computer, exhaust upgrade and brake upgrades. For all that you’re looking at around $1000 (im just guessing here). Notice how I said nothing that would affect the look of the car. If you still want to do the body kit at least go with something that looks semi stock and doesn’t scream rice like the one you want.

[img]http://www.aspecmotorsports.com/004DrNeonEVO5Front.jpg[/img]

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Default 08-15-2005, 08:10 PM

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Default 08-15-2005, 08:13 PM

FUCK YOU I JUST READ THIS THREAD. TAKE VIN DISEAL, YOUR FUCKING LAMBO DOORS ON A NEON AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF LIFE NOW.


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Default 08-15-2005, 08:15 PM

nyck calmdown:

then lets beer:
  
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Default 08-15-2005, 09:36 PM

mehh Ill get what ever the fuck I want... I think it looks good the guy I got it from made it for raceing... its faster then it looks... I fucked the body kit up goin around a turn and hit some rocks... cracked my hood too didnt c that untill today


whats wrong with getting lambo doors...? they look good on any car... well maybe not but I saw some pics they look good on neons


and I like used cars... there so easy to get u can talk any guy down in price.. I dont wanna blow 32k on a rx8... cuz I go through cars like crazy... the neon looks good its going in for a new paint job on friday... I dont care what u guys think of neons I know there shit I knew that when I was looking at the car but when he let me test drve it I started to like it... I probally just gonna fix it up n sell it like I did with my jeep(s)


I think the kit looks good... I was looking at that and the kato combat kit


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Default 08-15-2005, 10:08 PM

so what performance upgrades have you done so far?
  
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Default 08-15-2005, 10:57 PM

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":38150]so what performance upgrades have you done so far?[/quote:38150]
clear corners 5hp
stickers 76 hp
chrome rims 10 hp + better handling
lambo doors 900 hp

you're a fucking tool godsmack. nobody makes body kits for racing shit ass, they dont improve you're aerodynamics. go back to yout 2 fast 2 furious bullshit


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