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Default 09-18-2005, 01:53 PM
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shawn is cute
It's true.
  
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Default 09-18-2005, 02:30 PM
Thing not to say to a dude:
-"dude...i forgot what size condom i use. i'm kinda busy right now though so can you pull it on me to see if it fits?" oOo:

-"hmm. i'm can't tell the difference between men and women." (dude proceeds to grab another dude's crotch)

-Comatose: nyck, i think you're cute without the goatee.

-Nyck: .... (proceeds to knock coma's lights out.

meh! i tried. they suck lol loney:
  
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Default 09-19-2005, 02:47 PM
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Thing not to say to a dude:
-"dude...i forgot what size condom i use. i'm kinda busy right now though so can you pull it on me to see if it fits?" oOo:

-"hmm. i'm can't tell the difference between men and women." (dude proceeds to grab another dude's crotch)

-Comatose: nyck, i think you're cute without the goatee.

-Nyck: .... (proceeds to knock coma's lights out.

meh! i tried. they suck lol loney:
You're right. They do suck.
  
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Default 09-19-2005, 02:54 PM
your hair looks cute today
  
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Default 09-19-2005, 02:57 PM
lets rub our cocks together just to see how it feels

"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
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Default 09-19-2005, 02:59 PM
Shaun of the Dead? Nah. Let's rent "Dirty Dancing".

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Default 09-19-2005, 03:11 PM
I love myself; I want you to love me
When I feel down; I want you above me
I search myself; I want you to find me
I forget myself; I want you to remind me
  
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Default 09-19-2005, 03:14 PM
"Lets masturbate together"
"Lets compare penis sizes"
  
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Default 09-19-2005, 03:37 PM
excuse me m8, I bet I could get your penis rock hard just
by licking your nipples, my cock is rampant right now btw...
  
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Default 09-19-2005, 04:06 PM
"I frosted my hair. you like?"
  
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Default 09-19-2005, 04:16 PM
Sorry, I didn't mean to put my cock in your mouth.
  
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Default 09-19-2005, 05:50 PM
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your hair looks cute today
Varg Vikernes killed someone for that.
  
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Default 09-19-2005, 06:42 PM
i want to ringa-ding your dinga-ling
  
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Default 09-19-2005, 06:42 PM
[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":8d29d]i want to ringa-ding your dinga-ling[/quote:8d29d]

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Sorry for cumming in your toaster pastry.
  
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Default 09-19-2005, 08:09 PM
Being in a High School Gym class and in a change room full of dudes and one guy says to another.. (might I add being in nothing but boxers) "Dam you got a nice body... Do you work out?".
  
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