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Default 11-27-2005, 08:22 PM
Went to a chicks house for a party she hosted once. Got blown by her at the end of the night because i helped her clean up and get things in order. Yeah, parties are cool...lol

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Default 11-27-2005, 09:33 PM
you got a blowjob for helping to clean and get things in order? lucky! though she prolly had a thing for you anyway and that might have been the right moment for...IT.
  
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Default 11-27-2005, 10:52 PM
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you got a blowjob for helping to clean and get things in order? lucky! though she prolly had a thing for you anyway and that might have been the right moment for...IT.
No, i got blowjob because she was both drunk and horny. But, looking back, that had to be one of the more bizarre nights for me as a youth. I got 3 blowjobs from 3 different girls that night.....fuckin' bizarre how it all happened. And to think, i was only 17 when it happened. Something like that doesn't happen everyday cry:

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Default 11-27-2005, 11:00 PM
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Default 11-27-2005, 11:01 PM
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Well, i would need 2 of her friends slobbering over me but, like i said, it doesn't happen everyday. Chances are, it's not gonna happen tonight.

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Default Re: Parties hurt.. - 11-27-2005, 11:05 PM
[quote="Jin-Roh":8cecc] You're all invited. Especially Blase,[/quote:8cecc]


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Default 11-28-2005, 09:26 AM
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you got a blowjob for helping to clean and get things in order? lucky! though she prolly had a thing for you anyway and that might have been the right moment for...IT.
No, i got blowjob because she was both drunk and horny.
now that i'm at college i can't believe how easy girls get. give them a bit of alcohol and theyre up for anything with anyone. it all feels too easy...
  
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Default 11-28-2005, 09:37 AM
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you got a blowjob for helping to clean and get things in order? lucky! though she prolly had a thing for you anyway and that might have been the right moment for...IT.
No, i got blowjob because she was both drunk and horny.
now that i'm at college i can't believe how easy girls get. give them a bit of alcohol and theyre up for anything with anyone. it all feels too easy...
yeah, just take my roommate, Reindeer, as an example happy: happy: happy:
  
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Default 11-28-2005, 10:54 PM
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LOL - I've never been stupid enough to host a big party at my own house. I'll have a few people round for some drinks like 20 ppl max but I'd never have a bonofied party. Asking for trouble when you actually invite really drunk people to your own house.
Agree, never party at your own place, and when i do party its with the same 6 people.
  
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Default 11-29-2005, 09:04 AM
I used to have some fairly big parties at my place back in high school, but we'd always keep a lid on any crashers. My friend Milt Kennedy (R.I.P.) would bounce you to the fucking curb if you started shit.

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