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Default 01-25-2006, 10:39 PM

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lol@ milla deleting files. kinda reminds me of Boris from goldeneye tearing out circuit boards.

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Default 01-26-2006, 03:14 AM

tell her you only look at that stuff because you are saving your knob-cherry for your wedding night, but frustration occasionly leads you into the filth that is self abuse loney:
  
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Default 01-26-2006, 06:13 AM

[quote="dr nein":97c91]
post pictures of her in this thread[/quote:97c91]
so we can whack to the anti wacking whore?? eek:
  
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Default 01-26-2006, 08:53 AM

rofl bunny and milla.


i remember i sent my girlfriend a picture by accident of some porn slut sucking cock, god that was the worst moment of my life. i just chuck all my new pictures and porn and music in a folder and well these 2 items were in the same one, i slipped and because of that fucking thumbnail preview thing on msn she managed to see what the picture showed even though i cancelled cuss:

funniest thing is that she believed it might of been a photo i took of some other chick blowing my cock happy:



anyway to hide the pron from gfs/wifes/parents use [url=http://www.soft32.com/download_5072.html:a400c]hide folder 3.0[/url:a400c]


  
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Default 01-26-2006, 09:24 AM

Your sister shouldn't be rummaging through your belongings. Tell her she owes you $25 to replace the p0rn DVD she broke. Let that be a lesson to her for going through your shit. As for hiding future p0rn, just do what others suggested here.


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Default 01-26-2006, 11:59 AM

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post pictures of her in this thread
so we can whack to the anti wacking whore?? eek:[/quote:7e152]

only if she's hot. the irony would be great.
  
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Default 01-26-2006, 02:06 PM

[quote="dr nein":77dac][quote=CoMaToSe]
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post pictures of her in this thread
so we can whack to the anti wacking whore?? eek:[/quote:77dac]

only if she's hot. the irony would be great.[/quote:77dac]
this is true
  
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Default 01-26-2006, 04:23 PM

idiots, who burns porn to dvd's?

my porn is in the folder: My Documents/My Movies/mov

all 3gb of it (all movies, 0 pics)
  
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Default 01-26-2006, 11:07 PM

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rofl bunny and milla.




funniest thing is that she believed it might of been a photo i took of some other chick blowing my cock happy:
you would think that would be worse rofl!


  
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Default 01-26-2006, 11:16 PM

My porno stash has never been discovered by my parents. Been hiding it since i was 16 cool:


www.92bengals.com
It's like aa.com with more gay jokes.
  
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Default 01-26-2006, 11:22 PM

[quote="Jin-Roh":edb8d][quote="Mr.Buttocks":edb8d]Punch her in the ovaries.[/quote:edb8d][/quote:edb8d]

thats right straight 4 the baby maker
  
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Default 01-27-2006, 04:29 AM

My dad found my porno a couple of times, he deleted it, found it again and deleted it again. He's never found it for the last couple years. happy: In a hidden folder in c:/program files/mirc/apps happy:

He walked in on my whacking off once, I just managed to cover off, but he knew what I was doing. Ended up telling my mum, strange enough she was cool about it rock:
  
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Default 01-27-2006, 07:53 AM

My gf doesn't give a fuck that i have porn.
  
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Default 01-27-2006, 09:02 AM

My girl shows me p0rn links


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Default 01-27-2006, 09:05 AM

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My girl shows me p0rn links
[img]http://www.bowstringshores.com/images/big_crappie.jpg[/img]
That's a keeper!

EDIT: Despite the striking resemblance, that's not me or Wintersforge in that pic.


http://www.fpsgameforums.com/forums/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=5399&dateline=1213387  247
  
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