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Default 02-03-2006, 06:11 PM

we have those exact same chairs in the dorms here. I've heard stories of drunk people getting up and shitting on stuff and not realizing it. It's sorta like sleep walking, they have no idea they do it until they walk up sober the next morning.
  
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Default Re: Dorm drama... - 02-03-2006, 06:20 PM

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Someone came in the room last night and shit on his chair and got some on his nice shirt.
So we chucked the chair in the hallway until we could clean it.
any word yet on his nice shirt..? loney:
as of now, it's in a plastic bag until we can get someone to pay $1.75 to do a load of laundry for the shirt. happy:[/quote:106d7]
oh ffs...either put that thing in some soaker or pm me ur paypal details.. annoy:
  
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Default 02-03-2006, 06:48 PM

Some guys used to piss in people's shampoo bottles if they forgot they left it in the community bathroom. I always told my roommate if he accidentally leaves it in there for a few days and it's still there, don't ever use it again.

We eventually found out who was doing it (he jizzed in a few as well). You can very well imagine that kid had some hard fucking justice done to him by myself, my roommate, and about 8 other guys. Sometimes you have to do a little more about something than complaining to your RA. For some people, it doesn't get through their thick ass skull until they get a good ass beating.
  
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Default 02-03-2006, 06:51 PM

Our RA is cool as shit. I doesn't care if people drink in the rooms or anything. Hell, he even goes out with my roomates and gets drunk with them. So he's pretty much one of us. Cool stuff.


  
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Default 02-03-2006, 06:52 PM

A kid pissed all over the walls @ work, and wiped fecal matter all over the bowl, baby changer table, garbage can... paper towel dispenser...... I fail to see how this is that bad really. (Yes I had to clean it up)
  
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Default 02-03-2006, 06:56 PM

[quote="Short Hand":c8c4b]A kid pissed all over the walls @ work, and wiped fecal matter all over the bowl, baby changer table, garbage can... paper towel dispenser...... I fail to see how this is that bad really. (Yes I had to clean it up)[/quote:c8c4b]

Because it's some shitfucker disrespecting other people's property, and he needs to have his ass beat to make him realize you can destroy other people's posessions just for the hell of it.
  
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Default 02-03-2006, 07:00 PM

[quote="Short Hand":b132a]A kid pissed all over the walls @ work, and wiped fecal matter all over the bowl, baby changer table, garbage can... paper towel dispenser...... I fail to see how this is that bad really. (Yes I had to clean it up)[/quote:b132a]It sucks to be you


  
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Default 02-03-2006, 07:02 PM

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A kid pissed all over the walls @ work, and wiped fecal matter all over the bowl, baby changer table, garbage can... paper towel dispenser...... I fail to see how this is that bad really. (Yes I had to clean it up)
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For 17 $ an hour... I am making more then most people here will be when they gradaute. dance:
  
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Default 02-03-2006, 07:11 PM

[quote="Short Hand":ff1bd][quote=Coleman]
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A kid pissed all over the walls @ work, and wiped fecal matter all over the bowl, baby changer table, garbage can... paper towel dispenser...... I fail to see how this is that bad really. (Yes I had to clean it up)
It sucks to be you[/quote:ff1bd]

For 17 $ an hour... I am making more then most people here will be when they gradaute. dance:[/quote:ff1bd]

...cleaning up shit...
  
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Default 02-03-2006, 07:44 PM

get a safe and lock all your clothes in it.



  
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Default 02-03-2006, 08:09 PM

[quote=c312][quote="Short Hand":c4822]
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A kid pissed all over the walls @ work, and wiped fecal matter all over the bowl, baby changer table, garbage can... paper towel dispenser...... I fail to see how this is that bad really. (Yes I had to clean it up)
It sucks to be you
For 17 $ an hour... I am making more then most people here will be when they gradaute. dance:[/quote:c4822]

...cleaning up shit...[/quote:c4822]


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Default 02-03-2006, 08:45 PM

thats pure fucking genius +1 to the mad shitter
  
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Default Re: Dorm drama... - 02-03-2006, 08:47 PM

[quote=Coleman]
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Someone came in the room last night and shit on his chair and got some on his nice shirt.
So we chucked the chair in the hallway until we could clean it.
any word yet on his nice shirt..? loney:
as of now, it's in a plastic bag until we can get someone to pay $1.75 to do a load of laundry for the shirt. happy:[/quote:d1263]

I take it peoples assholes are clenched pretty tight in "college", $1.75 and you gotta declare jihad on the dorm to get it. oOo:




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Default 02-03-2006, 10:34 PM

Meh, shit happens.

We had a party went I went to MD and one of my housemates friends took an upper decker (shit in the toilet tank). Couldn't figure out why the toilet was burping up shit for a week until we realized it wasn't coming from the pipes but from the tank. Fucking nasty trick.
  
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Default 02-03-2006, 10:40 PM

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Meh, shit happens.

We had a party went I went to MD and one of my housemates friends took an upper decker (shit in the toilet tank). Couldn't figure out why the toilet was burping up shit for a week until we realized it wasn't coming from the pipes but from the tank. Fucking nasty trick.
ROFL..I didnt understand at first....but then ROFL thats fucking gross


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