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Default 02-16-2006, 05:13 PM

[img]http://www.buyasafe.com/Scripts/images/electronic-safe-two.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 02-16-2006, 05:14 PM

haha fuckin a bro
  
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Default 02-16-2006, 06:23 PM

dude how old are you man, lay that shit down to them to fuck off because you are not a kid anymore.


  
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Default 02-16-2006, 08:03 PM

What was it titled that your mother would play it?
  
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Default 02-16-2006, 08:10 PM

Your sister's an asshole.


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Default 02-16-2006, 08:13 PM

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Your sister's an asshole.
there's only one thing to do. Record your sister taking a shower and put it up on the internet (preferably gf1.com first via PM to me)


  
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Default 02-16-2006, 08:15 PM

can't you leave it alone for five minutes ya bloody rod-whalloper!.. annoy:
  
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Default 02-16-2006, 09:28 PM

Tell your parents that you're sorry for shaming them and that you've decided to move away to attend Stony Brook.
  
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Default 02-16-2006, 09:59 PM

Just say it's your sister's porno. And be sure to plant many in her room before doing so. hellfire:


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Default 02-16-2006, 10:20 PM

[quote="Da_Bian":8c656]Just say it's your sister's porno. And be sure to plant many in her room before doing so. hellfire:[/quote:8c656]
+1 if its lesbian pron
  
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Default 02-16-2006, 10:25 PM

[quote="Da_Bian":e2b23]Just say it's your sister's porno. And be sure to plant many in her room before doing so. hellfire:[/quote:e2b23].
^^^and is she hot?
  
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Default 02-16-2006, 10:41 PM

move in with swill
  
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Default 02-17-2006, 12:05 AM

ROFL BUNNY! this is so priceless. I feel so fucking bad for you, i dont even want to imagine what would happen if that was me


  
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Default 02-17-2006, 12:16 AM

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Tell your folks you don't want to disturb your libido into some kind of manifestation of inner sexual desires that may later result in an explosion of socially and morally inappropriate fetishes so you have to masturbate them away and masturbation requires instigation - Thus, the purpose of the porno.
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Default 02-17-2006, 12:24 AM

wow probably every teenage boys fear is for their parents to find their pr0n


  
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