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Default 03-14-2006, 04:10 PM
-Don't consume caffeine or .

sry but i guess im going to be a dumb ass


: Have oily fish

i have noticed a bit of difference in my ability to remember a shit load of stuff since ive been taking fish oil on a regular basis.
  
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Default 03-14-2006, 04:11 PM
[quote="Mr.Buttocks":3e5ee]Add to the list

* Eating bananas

* Giving yourself electric shocks

* Swimming in brine[/quote:3e5ee]
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Default 03-14-2006, 04:46 PM
Simple. Play games like SET (http://www.setgame.com/set/index.html), complete Sudokus, read challenging material and do things you would otherwise avoid.

Oh, and masterbate a lot... A LOT.
  
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Default 03-14-2006, 05:11 PM
sloi, i would have thought you could spell "masturbate" correctly annoy:

www.92bengals.com
It's like aa.com with more gay jokes.
  
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Default 03-14-2006, 05:28 PM
I suck at Sudoku

  
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Default 03-14-2006, 05:35 PM
[quote="Simo Häyhä":62daf]sloi, i would have thought you could spell "masturbate" correctly annoy:[/quote:62daf]

Thanks a lot for pointing it out: now I have to go kill myself, you fuckin' enabler. Actually, fuck it... I'll just masturbate.
  
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Default 03-14-2006, 06:32 PM
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Simple. Play games like SET (http://www.setgame.com/set/index.html), complete Sudokus, read challenging material and do things you would otherwise avoid.

Oh, and masterbate a lot... A LOT.
SET pwns...Have you played any of the other games? 5 Crowns pwns also, as does xacta and the scrabble-like one...

*Masturbation with eyes closed is absolutely going to make you smarter.
  
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Default 03-14-2006, 06:57 PM
lots of things will make you smarter. Like not doign things that make you dumber such as tons of computer games 24/7 and posting here all the time.
  
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Default Re: How to become smarter - 03-14-2006, 07:01 PM
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-Take a shower with your eyes closed .
I dunno about that one, it sounds dangerous to me.... happy:
wtf...
i shower with my eyes closed, or most of the times
i also shower nekkid

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!
  
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Default 03-14-2006, 07:03 PM
[quote="Unknown_Sniper":5a3c2]lots of things will make you smarter. Like not doign things that make you dumber such as tons of computer games 24/7 and posting here all the time.[/quote:5a3c2]

but video games make your hand-eye coordination better.
  
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lots of things will make you smarter. Like not doign things that make you dumber such as tons of computer games 24/7 and posting here all the time.
but video games make your hand-eye coordination better.[/quote:927d2]

which makes you better in looking at porn and wanking off at the same time...

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!
  
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Default 03-14-2006, 07:06 PM
as well as other things.
  
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Default 03-14-2006, 07:07 PM
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as well as other things.
no...only in wanking off and watching porn

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Default 03-14-2006, 07:08 PM
it makes your hand eye better but it doesnt make you any smarter.
  
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Default 03-14-2006, 07:22 PM
Fucking librarians with ur eyes closed can make u smarter
but then u miss out on seeing all their big tits and so forth.
  
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