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Default 04-18-2006, 07:02 PM

Depends how you wana get him back, if you wana sabotage his stuff, make him look foolish in public or just plan a more devious method that only you can witness.


i.e, get him some coffee & piss in it, pour a load of that stuff that 'makes you go' in it or something. Or find out where he lives & fk up something of his, spray paint his house or egg it late at night.

btw that blonde ho poured that stuff in her entire schools drinking water at lunch time, how cool is that? hellfire: hellfire: hellfire:
  
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Default 04-18-2006, 07:10 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":bbbe4]

btw that blonde ho poured that stuff in her entire schools drinking water at lunch time, how cool is that? hellfire: hellfire: hellfire:[/quote:bbbe4]

feloniously cool.
  
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Default 04-18-2006, 07:12 PM

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btw that blonde ho poured that stuff in her entire schools drinking water at lunch time, how cool is that? hellfire: hellfire: hellfire:
feloniously cool.[/quote:037ee]
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Default 04-18-2006, 07:17 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":4c11f]Depends how you wana get him back, if you wana sabotage his stuff, make him look foolish in public or just plan a more devious method that only you can witness.


i.e, get him some coffee & piss in it, pour a load of that stuff that 'makes you go' in it or something. Or find out where he lives & fk up something of his, spray paint his house or egg it late at night.

btw that blonde ho poured that stuff in her entire schools drinking water at lunch time, how cool is that? hellfire: hellfire: hellfire:[/quote:4c11f]
did u ever get anything out of that blonde ho, or were you afraid she would use teeth


  
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Default 04-18-2006, 07:40 PM

tell him the line that edward norton used in fight club about him bringing an ar-15 gas powered rifle pumping rounds into coworkers
  
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Default 04-18-2006, 07:42 PM

Fill the pedestal of his office chair with raw shrimp.


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Default 04-18-2006, 07:46 PM

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Depends how you wana get him back, if you wana sabotage his stuff, make him look foolish in public or just plan a more devious method that only you can witness.


i.e, get him some coffee & piss in it, pour a load of that stuff that 'makes you go' in it or something. Or find out where he lives & fk up something of his, spray paint his house or egg it late at night.

btw that blonde ho poured that stuff in her entire schools drinking water at lunch time, how cool is that? hellfire: hellfire: hellfire:
did u ever get anything out of that blonde ho, or were you afraid she would use teeth[/quote:1bede]

ya... my parents went on vacation & left the house to me for a week, I had the opportunity to go with the Navy to Norway but decided poontang of that standard was a priority. Anyhoo first night she told me about the teeth thing which scared the hell out of me, 2nd time I saw her I did the ol stretch the arm & put it round back of her head trick & slowly started gettin it on... After bout 5 mins or so of groping on the couch I asked her if she wanted to move upstairs to my room & she told me that she "was on". You should have seen the look on my face. That was the 2nd time that's happened to me with a hot girl... Next day fortunately enough she'd taken the pill & it stopped the wachacallit so we basically went upstairs & yer biggrin:

Was really funny to start off with kus I had the rubber ready in my wallet, some european POS! She was just sittin there butt naked on my bed & I was standin round for 5 min thinking omg there's a hot girl on my bed! But being made in Europe I couldn't get the bloody thing on. At one point I started whistling kus I didn't know what the hell else to do- there isn't a backup plan acting cool with rubber problems. Then I told myself to stop whistlening you moron & eventually got it half on... Half way through shagging the charming young lady, I changed it to another rubber which was far better & introduced her to the style of the doggy, which I am very proud to claim I was the first person to do that to her. I'm even considering making myself a certificate. biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin:
  
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Default 04-18-2006, 09:34 PM

... while reading that tale of yours, i was imagining you wearing your bunny hat.
  
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Default 04-18-2006, 09:52 PM

lmao, cheers fluffy_bunny


  
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Default 04-19-2006, 03:23 AM

fluffy is my hero
  
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Default 04-19-2006, 08:12 AM

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wanna kill em? I'll get some of my homies from the ghetto to do it, they'll never have anything traced back to you
Exept this thread

upload child porn to his computer.
  
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Default 04-19-2006, 08:41 AM

- Fill his iPod with Celine Dion

- Rip a juicy fart onto a coffee filter then make a pot with it. Make sure he gets first dibs.

- Replace his "On hold" phone music with "Van Full Of Retards" by Anal Cunt.

- Remove all but one stick of RAM in his computer

- Plug his monitor into "The Clapper". Clap every 30 mins or so.


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Default 04-19-2006, 01:49 PM

im actually planning on getting back at my friend like this...

just print out a whole bunch of porn pics, and tape them to his car, picture facing outward.


  
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