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Default 06-19-2006, 04:42 PM
fucking bitch, id hatch her head off with maurys false teeth right there on live TV.
  
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Default 06-19-2006, 05:05 PM
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fucking bitch, id hatch her head off with maurys false teeth right there on live TV.
But you're saying you'd mistake a lil black baby as yours.. oOo:


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Default 06-19-2006, 05:06 PM
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fucking bitch, id hatch her head off with maurys false teeth right there on live TV.
But you're saying you'd mistake a lil black baby as yours.. oOo:
would...try did

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Default 06-19-2006, 06:31 PM
hahahaha no shit his kid doesn't even same skin

and who would bang the fatty?
  
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Default 06-20-2006, 07:55 AM
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hahahaha no shit his kid doesn't even same skin

and who would bang the fatty?


Well some black guy obviously!!!! Stop being fattist widow!! annoy:
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Default 06-20-2006, 08:07 AM
Remember when Maury Povich used to be a half-respectable journalist?

Me neither.

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Default 06-20-2006, 08:20 AM
MAURY POVICH AND CONNIE CHUNG HAVE THE HOTTEST FUCKING SEX EVER!

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MAURY POVICH AND CONNIE CHUNG HAVE THE HOTTEST FUCKING SEX EVER!
remember when bobby mcknight told her she was gonna get raped?
  
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Default 06-20-2006, 10:43 AM
lol really? wow
  
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Default 06-20-2006, 12:28 PM
I couldn't take the guys crying. How could you not question the whore mother when the kid born is so different? I really feel bad for the kid because he only knows the guy as his dad.

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Default 06-20-2006, 04:43 PM
Maury is the best...i never see the boot camp episodes anymroe though

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/05/notthefather.html

this is the best one though.
  
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