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Default 07-27-2006, 12:23 PM

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speaking of fires, we( stepbrothers, bro) once burned down our neighbors shack. We were trying to reach these pet dogs that we had "raised" that were stuck underneath some old branches and leaf's. Well someone just happened to have some styrofoam (you know the kind that comes in those roses at the grocery store). anyways, one of them lit the thing to try to get the pups to come out from the other side of the shack but umm, all the leafs caught fire. Nuff said, hard to say what happened next hake:
Shack? eek:

Pics of your shack plz.




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 07-27-2006, 12:27 PM

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speaking of fires, we( stepbrothers, bro) once burned down our neighbors shack. We were trying to reach these pet dogs that we had "raised" that were stuck underneath some old branches and leaf's. Well someone just happened to have some styrofoam (you know the kind that comes in those roses at the grocery store). anyways, one of them lit the thing to try to get the pups to come out from the other side of the shack but umm, all the leafs caught fire. Nuff said, hard to say what happened next hake:
Shack? eek:

Pics of your shack plz.
Ah yer lil' Americans don' know a real shack when ya see one
  
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Default 07-27-2006, 12:36 PM

I've never called, but my parents did when I was 6 or so and spilled boiling water on myself. Rushed on the ambulance and everything, I didnt have any skin for months and had to wear a fully body cast.

On that, the doctor told my parents that I would have to have my dead skin scraped off everynight, which I guess made be bawl like crazy. So the neighbors called the cops and reported child abuse, and the cops stormed in with guns out and all. Pretty scary, but they saw me and excused themselves.
  
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Default 07-27-2006, 12:42 PM

i accidently called 911 when my friends wouldn't leave, i didn't now it registered instantly! i thought if i hung up like a milisecond after i press the second 1!


and if you consider called a air ambulance jet from the hospital when i was born calling 911?
  
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Default 07-27-2006, 12:51 PM

Oh yeah, the parents called the cops on me when I didnt walk home straight away. I walked to the other side of town and stayed at my friends house for a couple hours... was like 10 or so.

And this Indian guy called the cops on me and ssome friends when we crawled into the the pipes of the reservoir (was a small concrete one, not like a lake). We decided to turn the water on by twisting this giant steering wheel and all this water started flowing out (I mean, it was expected but we didnt think so much)..scared the shit out of us so we ran away.

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Default 07-27-2006, 12:53 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":cb9f2]I've never called, but my parents did when I was 6 or so and spilled boiling water on myself. Rushed on the ambulance and everything, I didnt have any skin for months and had to wear a fully body cast.

On that, the doctor told my parents that I would have to have my dead skin scraped off everynight, which I guess made be bawl like crazy. So the neighbors called the cops and reported child abuse, and the cops stormed in with guns out and all. Pretty scary, but they saw me and excused themselves.[/quote:cb9f2]
that why you so uglynow?
  
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Default 07-27-2006, 12:55 PM

when i was four, i was with my sister and grandma at mcdonalds. we were in the booths and i slipped under the table and smashed the back of my head on the bar that holds the table up, and i had to go to the hospital, had a local and about 7 stiches. also had a hernia when i was a couple months old


  
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Default 07-27-2006, 12:57 PM

that why you so uglynow?[/quote]


OH! OHHHHH! NICE ONE, COMATOSS! NICE ONE! HIGH FIVE, MAN, HIGH FIVE!
  
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Default 07-27-2006, 12:59 PM

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when i was four, i was with my sister and grandma at mcdonalds. we were in the booths and i slipped under the table and smashed the back of my head on the bar that holds the table up, and i had to go to the hospital, had a local and about 7 stiches. also had a hernia when i was a couple months old
Ha, that reminds me.. my sister got cut on the slide at Burger King and when we reported it in, a week later their managing offices mailed us $400 bucks for medical bills, rofl.
  
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Default 07-27-2006, 02:22 PM

My car incident last year.

When i was 10 i pulled out a 3yr old boy who drowned in the neighbors pool.


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Default 07-27-2006, 03:25 PM

Johnj, why were people shooting up your house?

My sister called 111 (Our version of 911) when I was about 10 and we were staying at my mum's aunties house in dunedin - Theres a weird generation age displacement in our family, and my mothers cousins are closer to me and my two sisters' age - Anyway one of her cousins decided he was gonna go to sleep with a candle, but it was one of those floating candles that you're supposed to have on water - Set his bedside table on fire and then the entire room, he was about 17 years old - My sisters' an I and my autistic american cousin who was staying with us were playing nintendo and smelt the smoke, opened the door and he came out all black coughing and dazed - Took him to the neighbours house and called 111, my dad got home just in time, while the fire was still contained and went in with my auntie and threw buckets of water in the room while they waited for the firemen who arrived in time. That room was fucked, but luckily it didn't spread further than that...
  
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Default 07-27-2006, 03:28 PM

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speaking of fires, we( stepbrothers, bro) once burned down our neighbors shack. We were trying to reach these pet dogs that we had "raised" that were stuck underneath some old branches and leaf's. Well someone just happened to have some styrofoam (you know the kind that comes in those roses at the grocery store). anyways, one of them lit the thing to try to get the pups to come out from the other side of the shack but umm, all the leafs caught fire. Nuff said, hard to say what happened next hake:
Shack? eek:

Pics of your shack plz.
[img]http://jeweledplatypus.org/pixels/photo/pottery-shack.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 07-27-2006, 03:41 PM

Blacks causing property damage! UNHEARD OF!



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Default 07-27-2006, 04:03 PM

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Blacks causing property damage! UNHEARD OF!



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