[Nyck]

Its actually Christ's Sake

[Stammer]

Originally Posted by Nyck

Its actually Christ's Sake

ban:

[Nyck]

Originally Posted by Stammer

ban:

shouldn't you be out killing jesus or starting wars?

[Stammer]

Soon as I sharpen my horns and drink my glass of christian first born blood, sugartits.

[Bucknub]

Originally Posted by harpua

dude bucknub you fuckin hate your older brother its more obvious than the fact that hitler hated the jews, just fuckin kill him and get it over with for christs sakes

dude, I have two older brothers and they both equally piss me off


I am working on killing them atm.

[Arch]

Originally Posted by Stammer

Soon as I sharpen my horns and drink my glass of christian first born blood, sugartits.

Mel is coming for you.... rock: christians 4 lyfe

EDIT: Fuck christians, go CATHOLICS!1 oOo:

[Doctor Duffy]

You sound way too serious oOo:

[Nyck]

Originally Posted by Bucknub

dude, I have two older brothers and they both equally piss me off


I am working on killing them atm.

Fratricide rules.

[wintersforge]

forgive them...

[Madmartagen]

Originally Posted by Nyck

People at work who drink/eat shit that is not theirs

that shit happens to me sometimes. i bought a combo at carls jr one time and only had time to eat the burger and drink a few sips of dr pepper before my shift started, so i put my fries and drink in the fridge. i was thinking about those fries for hours and then when my break comes, i see that some douche machine ate my fries and drank almost all my soda mad:

people that pull in front of you in your lane fast and then hit the brakes and do this gay little maneuver in the same lane before stopping at the yellow light.

some jackhole at work brings in his asian cuisine and heats that barf up in the microwave so that it stinks up the kitchen and all the cubes near me because of the fish sauce. im waiting for the CAO or CEO of the company to start firing people when he smells that shit.

people that drive all the way up in the gas station so that their one car blocks two pumps from being used. this is CA, people get shot for shit less than that, but for some reason, these people dont.

my dad who takes a shower at 7am even though i'm the only one in the house who has a job. i have to wait for him to get out and then he uses all the hot water.

people that we dont know who always come to our front door for stuff. whether they are selling magazines, cookies, running for congress - i dont care asshole, i dont want to talk to you, so gtfo.

my cousin who comes over and eats all our food and drinks and then never has money cause he thinks that by going to school = he doesnt need to work.

my neighbor who has a driveway but always parks in front of her house so no one else can. me and our other neighbor dont have driveways, so we have to park on the street and can never park in the shade because her buick is there.

cats and beagles that bark and fight at 2am.


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[Nyck]

I said that because we have some buttfuck who drank my pop at work.

i had a 20 oz sitting in the fridge which I used a dry erase marker to write my intials on
I come in the next day and its gone. Im like I bet you buttfuck drank it, I go up and theres my drink in his cubicle.
Our next internal newsletter had a blurb in it not to eat and drink peoples shit.
I then found my can in the recycle bin, with my intials rubbed off(but still visable) and then his written on it. really fucking pathetic
I was bitching to zone for like 10 minutes. I so wanted that drink the next day.

I never said anything but wish I would have

[[DAS REICH] Blitz]

ROFL he wrote his name on it, incredible

[Bucknub]

My buddy told me, There was this guy at work that would always bring this milkshake or slushy or whatever to work and leave it in the lunch room fridge, and EVERYTIME someone fag would ALWAYS steal it everysay and drink it. The guy could never find out who it was.

Well, one day when he went to get his drink outta the fridgge while everyone was in the lunch room eating (possible the guy who ket stealing his drink was sitting in there too) He made and announcement and Said out loud "For the person that keeps on stealing my drink in his fucking fridge every goddamn day, I just want you to know that I jerked off into it before i came to work today"

[Nyck]

we had an asshole like this at staples too.

He would eat peoples lunches.

so someone would be slaving get their 30 minute lunch go back and their hot pockets are gone and they have no money on them or time to get something so they would just not eat. It happened to a good friend of mine and she bitched him out, we knew who it was.

I was on break once and he came back and hes like "OOO hot pockets I fogot I left these in here" and they were fucking Mine.

I was like "mother fucker you eat those and you better buy yourself a blender because you wont be eating solids besides your teeth for a month"

he was such a annoying shit.

[Bleuachdu]

Things that annoy me:

Babies/Children
Nature
Flip Flops
Suburbanites
Driving