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View Poll Results: King of Douches?
comatose 8 18.18%
Duffy 4 9.09%
Pyro 32 72.73%
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Default 08-07-2006, 04:19 PM

1.21 jiggawatts
  
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Default 08-07-2006, 05:48 PM

i would've been on that list 3 yrs ago.
  
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Default 08-07-2006, 05:50 PM

Probably. I remember when everybody hated you. I think most of those still do though. spank: loney:
  
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Default 08-07-2006, 05:53 PM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":d0ed2]Probably. I remember when everybody hated you. I think most of those still do though. spank: loney:[/quote:d0ed2]
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Default 08-07-2006, 05:54 PM

nah, these nigz know who the man up in here.
  
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Default 08-07-2006, 05:56 PM

try using a common language like english and then maybe we'll start to like you...but you'll never be the man or A man for that matter


  
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Default 08-07-2006, 06:00 PM

Simo ftw....

...and I'd go with a 3-way tie. They should all die exactly at the same time.
  
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Default 08-07-2006, 07:18 PM

lol Trip.

Duffy got my vote. I'm still in therapy over his penile pic. oOo:


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Default 08-07-2006, 09:28 PM

I at first was not going to include Pyro on my "douche list" because I really had nothing against him. But this quote from him really tipped the scale.
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Originally Posted by Pyro
If USA still wants to be a superpower...invading us would be a bad idea

Plus they wouldn't win...If germany couldn't takeover Russia...USA couldn't possibly take over the entire country of Canada.

Plus...the world would destroy USA if that happens.

1812 represent.
Worst. Comparison. Evarrr

So lets see how the polls go in the next few days. Because it looks like Pyro might be crowned King Douche.


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Default 08-07-2006, 09:29 PM

Of course he'll be crowned King Douche. He's a fucking idiot.
  
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Default 08-07-2006, 09:34 PM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":ceb34]Of course he'll be crowned King Douche. He's a fucking idiot.[/quote:ceb34]
the poll will certify this


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Default 08-07-2006, 09:34 PM

For all intents and purposes* it should be the Queen of Douches, because none of these three in any way deserve to be regarded in a manly sense.

With that said, Pyro takes it hands down, because although Duffy and Coma have both mentioned their penises, Pyro has no uttered a single word about his so-called Johnson. Therefore, he is Queen.

(Any attempt by Pyro to reconcile his penis after this post is delivered will be deemed a feverish attempt at saving what he never had; a cock. And, in turn, will be discarded.)


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Default 08-07-2006, 09:36 PM

winner should have their title changed from general of the army to queen of the douches


  
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Default 08-07-2006, 09:39 PM

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winner should have their title changed from general of the army to queen of the douches


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Default 08-07-2006, 09:41 PM

Fact Check:
It was Acideyes pensi not Duffys.
  
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