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Default 08-07-2006, 08:45 PM

green meat attack? haha
  
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Default 08-07-2006, 09:15 PM

A Fast Food (And Honorable Mentions) Eaters Guide to Shit (Literally)
-As documented by Stammer I. Nycksgayenstien.

Taco Bell - Rumble gut, and gas followed by a sudden urge to poop, either diarrhea or loosely solid shit meteors.

McDonald's - Gut rumble then a shit, mostly solid but can be of the diarrhea variety. After which usually follows small amounts of abdominal gas.

Burger King - Nearly same as McDonald's.

KFC - AVIOD AT ALL COSTS - Tremendous gas usually accompanied with a sick feeling followed by an unsatisfying shit. Usually watery and loose.

Domino's - Standard variety solid poop, can be sudden and accompanied with gas.

Pizza Hut - (Sucks balls.) Pretty much the same as Domino's but the shit has a much longer gestation period.
  
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Default 08-07-2006, 09:18 PM

a couple days of mcdonalds filet o' fish turned my poop green.


  
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Default 08-07-2006, 09:25 PM

[quote=Hawke]
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Taco Bell is fucking disgusting here i'm fucking florida, fucking puerto ricans making half ass mexican food? fuck that shit, fuck taco bell and their vaginal purposes mad:
we got blacks making them. lol
lol spics and n****** make my sammichs at taco bell here man







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and every one of them i hope spit and skeet in your food, bitch!

i thought you were talking about sex in the topic title
  
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Default 08-07-2006, 09:31 PM

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and every one of them i hope spit and skeet in your food, bitch!
im not sure if you noticed but i was being sarcastic.....i was trying to point out what he had posted was retarded.
  
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Default 08-07-2006, 09:48 PM

[img]http://bfcgroup.com/helluvatough/t_ok.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 08-07-2006, 10:46 PM

Why the fuck has this recieved two pages of feedback?
  
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Default 08-07-2006, 10:54 PM

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a couple days of mcdonalds filet o' fish turned my poop green.
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Default 08-07-2006, 10:58 PM

I shit probably 45 minutes after I eat Toxic Hell, just like stammerfag


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Default 08-07-2006, 10:59 PM

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I shit probably 45 minutes after I eat Toxic Hell, just like stammerfag
I held out for about 6 hours later hah


  
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Default 08-07-2006, 11:20 PM

[quote=gtboys34]
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Originally Posted by "Sgt. Paine":a62b0
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Originally Posted by Arch
Taco Bell is fucking disgusting here i'm fucking florida, fucking puerto ricans making half ass mexican food? fuck that shit, fuck taco bell and their vaginal purposes mad:
we got blacks making them. lol
lol spics and n****** make my sammichs at taco bell here man







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and every one of them i hope spit and skeet in your food, bitch!

i thought you were talking about sex in the topic title[/quote:a62b0]

Do we offend the black race if we make fun of the low life black people that work in Taco bell? Call Al Sharpton, because "im racist" fuck that.

I dont get mad when people make fun of trailer trash.
  
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Default Re: Uh yeah, i'm feeling it - 08-08-2006, 12:13 AM

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Yeah, I'm definitely feeling that Taco Bell right now.
taco bell is always worth it


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Default 08-08-2006, 01:01 PM

[quote="Sgt. Paine":07d23][quote=gtboys34]
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Taco Bell is fucking disgusting here i'm fucking florida, fucking puerto ricans making half ass mexican food? fuck that shit, fuck taco bell and their vaginal purposes mad:
we got blacks making them. lol
lol spics and n****** make my sammichs at taco bell here man







hake: rolleyes:
and every one of them i hope spit and skeet in your food, bitch!

i thought you were talking about sex in the topic title[/quote:07d23]

Do we offend the black race if we make fun of the low life black people that work in Taco bell? Call Al Sharpton, because "im racist" fuck that.

I dont get mad when people make fun of trailer trash.[/quote:07d23] low life black people? lol

just because someone works at a fast food restaurant doesn't by ANY means qualify them as a low life. I mean, just look at nyck, he worked at macdonald's for 4 years and came out of that shithole making 40+ thousand a yr. Wife and kids and all. My buddy used to work for taco bell and now makes 60+ a yr.Point? Just because one works a bottom end job for whatever amount of time, doesn't qualify them as low life. Has taco bell been reported to have a substantial amount of criminals working for them or some shit?
  
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Default 08-08-2006, 01:25 PM

In other words, every black man alive is a low life.
  
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Default 08-08-2006, 02:47 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":aa550]In other words, every black man alive is a low life.[/quote:aa550]LOL



  
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