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I dont mean to hijack the thread, but that sparks an interesting story my friend told me.

This happened to one of my friend's friends. This girl started getting this wierd ulcers on the inside of her cheeks. no one knew what they were, so she went to the doctor. the doctor told her they were maggot eggs devouring the flesh (no joke at all) and there was only 2 ways to get this. 1. having sex with a dead person. 2. having sex with someone who had sex with a dead person.

her boyfriend worked at a morgue.
I, like, call bullshitz
no, its not bullshit, it was a girl from my school.
Its always "a friend of a friend".

"This girl I know's friend once ate her own dog on a famoly tripp to china" oOo:
  
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I've actually researched this before out of morbid curiousity and found out its false.
  
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I've actually researched this before out of morbid curiousity and found out its false.
The maggot eggs or the three dudes corpse riding?
  
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The Necro STD maggots.
  
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The Necro STD maggots.
Yea, It sounds hard to believe.
  
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Default 09-07-2006, 05:20 PM
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The Necro STD maggots.
Yea, It sounds hard to believe.
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The Necro STD maggots.
Yea, It sounds hard to believe.
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lies to propogate their crazy life philosophy?
  
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Default 09-07-2006, 06:49 PM
Is it possible to contract the maggots by preforming fellatio on a fly? eek:
  
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Default 09-07-2006, 07:05 PM
Fact maggots eat only dead tissue so this would mean she had a mouth like a zombie and therefore I for one would be hesitant to stick my cock in there.

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reminds me of that South Park episode
  
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reminds me of clerks
  
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The Necro STD maggots.
Yea, It sounds hard to believe.
owned hardcore

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you're scum
I'm not the lying sack of shit

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The Necro STD maggots.
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I didnt lie, I just told a story I was told. As far as I know, it's true.

I dont attack you for your beliefs, dont attack me on mine.
  
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The Necro STD maggots.
Yea, It sounds hard to believe.
owned hardcore

straight edgers lie
you're scum
I'm not the lying sack of shit[/quote:09e86]
I didnt lie, I just told a story I was told. As far as I know, it's true.

I dont attack you for your beliefs, dont attack me on mine.[/quote:09e86]

I just LOL because kids these days need to label everything. you cant just believe in something you have to fit into some group and call yourselves something.

and for the record
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

Guess I'm a bull durham

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