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Default 09-20-2006, 09:10 PM
what in the fuck?
  
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Default 09-20-2006, 09:26 PM
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when did you learn this 'jackmove' word?
listening to nwa in like 1992
lol same here more than likely
AIN'T NO TELLIN WHEN IM DOWN FOR A JACK MOVE

(It actually means to car-jack - but thats not as funny when you hear Ice Cube screaming it in Straight Outta Compton)

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did he piss or cum on her?
  
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Default 09-20-2006, 09:34 PM
buested a nut on her

"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
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Default 09-20-2006, 09:39 PM
Probably most daring is jacking it at a couple sleepovers.

And I jacked it on a overseas flight to Thailand, I woke up all of a sudden and the entire plane was asleep so I just put a pillow over my jeans and rubbed it a little.
  
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Default 09-20-2006, 09:41 PM
On an unrelated note I got suspended from middle school for starting a chant in one of my classes. The aforementioned chant:


"Beat your meat! Beat your meat! Beat your meat!"

oOo: eek:

Fuck I was a gay kid back then. Everybody thought it was funny too; I guess everybody was retarded back then during those years.
  
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Default 09-20-2006, 09:45 PM
[quote="Doctor Duffy":0aceb]Probably most daring is jacking it at a couple sleepovers.

And I jacked it on a overseas flight to Thailand, I woke up all of a sudden and the entire plane was asleep so I just put a pillow over my jeans and rubbed it a little.[/quote:0aceb]

Sicko fucko. Use the toilets. annoy:
  
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Default 09-20-2006, 09:47 PM
[quote="Doctor Duffy":f8a0e]Probably most daring is jacking it at a couple sleepovers.

And I jacked it on a overseas flight to Thailand, I woke up all of a sudden and the entire plane was asleep so I just put a pillow over my jeans and rubbed it a little.[/quote:f8a0e]
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WHAT THE FUCK??
  
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Default 09-20-2006, 09:48 PM
Doesnt beat any of the stupid fucking stories you've posted on here.
  
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Default 09-20-2006, 09:49 PM
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buested a nut on her
is that real? or is that from a movie of some sort
  
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Default 09-20-2006, 09:52 PM
[quote="Doctor Duffy":f02d8]Doesnt beat any of the stupid fucking stories you've posted on here.[/quote:f02d8]this is a thread where i don't want to "top anyone" oOo:
  
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Default 09-20-2006, 09:52 PM
[quote="Doctor Duffy":3b4d4]Doesnt beat any of the stupid fucking stories you've posted on here.[/quote:3b4d4]
Public Masturbation? if you dont realize how wrong that is, you got serious problems.
  
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Default 09-20-2006, 10:04 PM
Feels good dewd
  
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Default 09-20-2006, 10:04 PM
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Doesnt beat any of the stupid fucking stories you've posted on here.
this is a thread where i don't want to "top anyone" oOo:[/quote:fe990]

LOL yeah. "HEY DOODS GUESS WHAT I JACKED OFF IN A CHURCH ONCE LOLOLOLOL"

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Default 09-21-2006, 07:44 AM
i mourn for that pillow
  
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