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Brigadier General
Posts: 10,503
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ontario
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11-12-2006, 11:42 AM
yo momma so stupid, that when she goes to bed, she brings a ruler with her so she can see how long she sleeps
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2nd Lieutenant
Posts: 3,192
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Kansas City KS
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11-12-2006, 12:01 PM
Your momma is so nasty when your dad and her have phone sex he gets an ear infection.
ed: biggrin:
**Practicing the dark art of turn signal usage since 1976.** 
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Major
Posts: 6,139
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Sydney
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11-12-2006, 12:58 PM
your momma is so fat and bad tempered...I gots to take two trains and a bus jus to get on her good side.
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1st Lieutenant
Posts: 4,501
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: 69 Offtopic Lane, Forum Road, Internet City.co.uk
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11-12-2006, 02:05 PM
Your momma is so smelly that whenever she passes the bathroom the toilet flushes by itself
That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest - Henri David Thoreau
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Major General
Posts: 13,482
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: University Park, PA
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11-12-2006, 02:21 PM
your momma is so dirty, she takes mud baths.
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Colonel
Posts: 8,441
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Goatse
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11-12-2006, 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Coleman
your momma is so dirty, she takes mud baths.
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Captain
Posts: 5,558
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Anaheim, CA
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11-12-2006, 02:46 PM
your mommas so fat she uses a VCR as a beeper.
your mommas so fat she has her own zip code
your dick is so small you piss on your nuts
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Command Sergeant Major
Posts: 2,389
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Is "Fuck You" A Valid Answer?
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11-12-2006, 03:08 PM
your mother is so old she need a wheelchair oOo:
doesn't make sense, does it?
Smoke 'em if you got 'em!
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1st Lieutenant
Posts: 4,318
Join Date: Jun 2002
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11-12-2006, 03:16 PM
Your mom's so fat she eats food.
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Major
Posts: 6,139
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Sydney
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11-12-2006, 04:01 PM
Your mommas so hot global warming has been directly attributed to her.
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Command Sergeant Major
Posts: 2,389
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Is "Fuck You" A Valid Answer?
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11-12-2006, 05:18 PM
Your mother is so ugly that only duffy wants to make love to her
Smoke 'em if you got 'em!
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Major
Posts: 6,139
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Sydney
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11-12-2006, 05:26 PM
your mommas so ugly u should shave her butt and teach her to walk backwards....erm, probably.
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Senior Member
Posts: 3,546
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Ohio
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11-12-2006, 05:40 PM
Your mother is so fat that she eats more than a normal person.
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Major General
Posts: 12,924
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: The Continent of Africa
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11-12-2006, 05:42 PM
Yer Maw's thighs are so fat, she tried to get into the driver's seat of her car, got stuck, called the emergency services, only to be told that all available emergency service workers had been killed in a race riot.
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General of the Army
Posts: 18,895
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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11-12-2006, 06:57 PM
Coma is so fat he sucked ma dick
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