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Default 04-23-2007, 03:15 PM
Maybe I could use 1 square if I shat a brick and it came through my sphincter and anus clean.
  
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Default 04-23-2007, 10:21 PM
that would be impossible...only those lucky shits when you pretty much don't even need one would be ok.
  
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Default 04-23-2007, 10:24 PM
What the hell would we do on taco night?
  
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Default 04-23-2007, 10:26 PM
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What the hell would we do on taco night?
Get a sheet of toilet paper the size of a bed sheet. biggrin:



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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 04-23-2007, 10:43 PM
I bet she uses half a roll to wipe her snatch.

Fucking kunts.

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Default 04-24-2007, 01:12 PM
http://www.abcnews.go.com/GMA/print?id=3071833

Moar bad joeks.

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i shit ina box. plz lok this thred
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Default 04-24-2007, 05:19 PM
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Default 04-24-2007, 05:24 PM
[quote:9ddac]Chronic Diarrhea
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Use 1 square of toilet paper per visit

Cheryl Crow is apparently on drugs, as she proposes we only use one square of toilet paper per visit...

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With a name like yours that's hardly viable.
  
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Default 04-24-2007, 05:25 PM
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maybe she was thinking as a girl when they gotta clean their little slits after going #1 (Worst wording of any posts I ever made ha)

WIPE YO' SLIT BITCH - YOU BE DRIBBLIN' ON MY NEW SHEEPSKIN RUG
  
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Default 04-24-2007, 06:05 PM
[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":5dee3][quote:5dee3]Chronic Diarrhea
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Use 1 square of toilet paper per visit

Cheryl Crow is apparently on drugs, as she proposes we only use one square of toilet paper per visit...

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With a name like yours that's hardly viable.[/quote:5dee3]

I shit bricks. The name is just a formality.
  
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Default 04-24-2007, 07:21 PM
I use 3 squares 1 up, 1 down and the 3rd to polish the_finger:
  
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**UPDATE** Crow says it was just a joke. OK, nice cover up. oOo:
  
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Default 04-24-2007, 07:59 PM
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Default 04-25-2007, 01:15 AM
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the only thorough clean

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