Poll: What is Your Internet Connection? - Page 2

Mad Dog · 08-02-2001, 11:31 PM

He deserves to burn in hell. I wish there was a game where you could blow his head off.

mikecs18 · 08-02-2001, 11:33 PM

I had a nightmare one time that he was stalking me to suck my dick. no one did anyone to stop him. it was scary.

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[This message has been edited by mikecs18 (edited August 03, 2001).]

Albow0001 · 08-02-2001, 11:35 PM

I was not stalking you. I was fighting for you. In your bushes. With binoculars.
You see, people don't understand the criminal mind, they don't know how it works like i do. I served for Bill Clinton for 8 years, i understand the criminal mind. I will fight to get sleazeballs like me out of your bushes. If you had voted me in, i wouldn't be at your window right now.

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mikecs18 · 08-02-2001, 11:38 PM

*picks up tommy gun* *looks out window* *fires a burst of machine gun fire into bushes* FUCK YOU AL.

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mikecs18 · 08-02-2001, 11:42 PM

*walks outside with a 45. in hand* *walks up to body* *fires a shot into the head* *pisses on body* *goes back inside*

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mikecs18 · 08-02-2001, 11:43 PM

I hate al gore.

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Albow0001 · 08-02-2001, 11:44 PM

*reaches up and grabs mike dick while he is pissing* "Prepare to fight for yourself, bitch!"
ROFL

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mikecs18 · 08-02-2001, 11:46 PM

*screams SHIIIIIT!!!!* *emptys last six shots into gore* *runs away crying*

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Mad Dog · 08-02-2001, 11:46 PM

ROFL!!!! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! *Tears come out of Mad Dog's Eyes*

mikecs18 · 08-02-2001, 11:48 PM

*reading off of the forum and thinking "that wasn't just made up it's all true, whats so funny?"*

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[This message has been edited by mikecs18 (edited August 03, 2001).]

Albow0001 · 08-02-2001, 11:49 PM

I will not be silenced, fellow americans. My name is Al Gore, and i like Penis.
Tipper, she is actually a man
Clinton? Let me put it this way. Monica wasn't on the receiving end of the cigar
Monica? Castro. How else did they get the cigar?
The democratic party? Created to plot the overrthrow of the free world from inside, like a form of communism
Albow? A god and almighty ruler of all that is done

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mikecs18 · 08-02-2001, 11:52 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Albow0001:
I will not be silenced, fellow americans. My name is Al Gore, and i like Penis.
Tipper, she is actually a man
Clinton? Let me put it this way. Monica wasn't on the receiving end of the cigar
Monica? Castro. How else did they get the cigar?
The democratic party? Created to plot the overrthrow of the free world from inside, like a form of communism
Albow? A god and almighty ruler of all that is done

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

*looking through scope of 30-06 rifle focused on gore's forehead* *fires*

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Albow0001 · 08-02-2001, 11:55 PM

*Uses secret ability to warp time just like in the matrix to avoid bullet, runs towards mikecs with open arms*
"Who's your mommy?"
And, then you find some way to shoot me and we'll leave it at that. What now?

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mikecs18 · 08-02-2001, 11:56 PM

I get life in prison.

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Albow0001 · 08-02-2001, 11:57 PM

Wrong.
You get the

CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOR AND A HALF!

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