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Default 10-02-2002, 09:10 PM
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Well Gerard, I guess euthanasia is the only hope you have left.

no......... M16:[/quote:26461]
How about a killing spree with a suicide in the end?
  
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Default 10-02-2002, 09:12 PM
[quote="Recycled Spooge":d8f9c][quote=Gerard]
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Well Gerard, I guess euthanasia is the only hope you have left.

no......... M16:[/quote:d8f9c]
How about a killing spree with a suicide in the end?[/quote:d8f9c]


Only if it ends with me riding a nuke into the centre of arkansas dr strangelove style biggrin:



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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 10-02-2002, 09:25 PM
last time i went to the dentist i got stuck 6 times by the needle.
  
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Default 10-02-2002, 09:31 PM
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last time i went to the dentist i got stuck 6 times by the needle.
Ouch ed:



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Default 10-02-2002, 09:36 PM
Dentist's scare the crap out of me, when I was growing up I think they used my denistist as a role model for the denist in the movie Marathon Man.
  
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Default 10-02-2002, 09:41 PM
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Demtist or this:
[img]http://www.enexus.com/gumdisease/graphics/Gums4.jpg[/img]
his gums are disapearing because of plaque, the only way for his teeth to turn out like this is if he hadnt brushed for like 5 years. the white part behind the see-through gums are like his roots. and what the heck is that green stuff?
  
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Default 10-02-2002, 09:46 PM
dentists are arseholes.
you strain to the point where you jaw almost dislocates and the fuckers still say "open a bit wider"

arseholes
  
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Default 10-02-2002, 09:50 PM
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dentists are arseholes.
you strain to the point where you jaw almost dislocates and the fuckers still say "open a bit wider"

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Funny that what my wife says about me.
  
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Default 10-02-2002, 09:53 PM
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and what the heck is that green stuff?
Germ.
  
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Default 10-02-2002, 09:55 PM
Well, bette getting a needle than some doctor shoving a video camera up your ass witout even buying you dinner.
  
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Default 10-02-2002, 09:57 PM
[quote="Low spark":5250a]
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dentists are arseholes.
you strain to the point where you jaw almost dislocates and the fuckers still say "open a bit wider"

arseholes
Funny that what my wife says about me.[/quote:5250a]

...man, you must be packin' some "meat 'n' two veg"................ eek:
  
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Default 10-02-2002, 09:57 PM
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dentists are arseholes.
you strain to the point where you jaw almost dislocates and the fuckers still say "open a bit wider"

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all u gotto do is ask them for a break. it's not like they're gonna hold u there until ur jaw is broken.
  
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Default 10-02-2002, 10:00 PM
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Well, bette getting a needle than some doctor shoving a video camera up your ass witout even buying you dinner.
So, let's say I took you out for dinner, would you expect me to shove a camera up ass, or would I have to throw in a movie and dancing?
  
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Default 10-02-2002, 10:14 PM
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Well, bette getting a needle than some doctor shoving a video camera up your ass witout even buying you dinner.
So, let's say I took you out for dinner, would you expect me to shove a camera up ass, or would I have to throw in a movie and dancing?[/quote:a671e]

I believe that's second date material.
  
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Default 10-02-2002, 10:15 PM
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Well, bette getting a needle than some doctor shoving a video camera up your ass witout even buying you dinner.
it almost sounds like it's happened to u before, has it? biggrin:
  
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