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Default 08-18-2002, 08:48 PM

Pyro was so fucking pissed at Old Reliable eatring all of lokis nut that Pyro reaches down and GRABS Old Reliables nut yanks it off and takes a big bad bite out of that sucker.


  
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Default 08-18-2002, 08:52 PM

at the same time old reliable takes a hold of pyro's large nut and starts sucking away
  
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Default 08-18-2002, 08:54 PM

Pyro feeling much joy drops what is left of Old Reiables nut and starts yelling sex chants..."Lick it baby...oooo thats good, faster biotch faster"...


  
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Default 08-18-2002, 08:59 PM

old reliable seeing that pyro wants to make up and sex he rips his panties off and starts licking pyro's left nut
  
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Default 08-18-2002, 09:01 PM

Then an alarm rang out "GAYNESS DETECTED" "GAYNESS DETECTED" "GAYNESS DETECTED" and men in black suits came and took them away.
  
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Default 08-18-2002, 09:01 PM

Old Reliable still in shock that Pyro wears panties....yet he does find it very sexy....he still continutes to massage and lick Pyros left nut......Is Pyro about to Blow?


  
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Default 08-18-2002, 09:03 PM

The men in black suits then put them in a cell with no windows and throw away the key.... a warning on the door reads "GAYNESS WITHIN BEWARE"!!!
  
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Default 08-18-2002, 09:05 PM

old relaile and pyro then pulled pfc green into the cell and had some fun with him, he suked alot that night
  
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Default 08-18-2002, 09:08 PM

After gaining the GAY's trust Pfc. blew them away with a Thompson M16:
  
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Default 08-18-2002, 09:10 PM

but the gay power generated by pyro and old reliablble seduced pfc green into having sex with them
  
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Default 08-18-2002, 09:12 PM

pyro imediatley ripped off pfc green's panties and started suking that nut
  
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Default 08-18-2002, 09:13 PM

Okay Germ your seriously starting to scare me, are you gay?, I mean you seem to enjoy all this man blowjob/sex shit, YOU ARE GAY!!!! M16: M16: M16:
  
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Default 08-18-2002, 09:21 PM

[quote="Pfc.Green":643a4]Okay Germ your seriously starting to scare me, are you gay?, I mean you seem to enjoy all this man blowjob/sex shit, YOU ARE GAY!!!! M16: M16: M16:[/quote:643a4]

no in mirc today old reliable and pyro were there and so we started tlaking about writing crap stories in this thread. and then we did.


no i am not gay
  
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Default 08-18-2002, 09:23 PM

hey but look at page 21 and the begining of page 22 there's alot more disturbing things by pyro and oldreliable. lol
  
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Default 08-18-2002, 10:29 PM

The Trio then decided to eat ASS.

"Do You like to eat Old Reliable Ass, Germ I am?" Asks Pfc. Green
"Would you eat it on a train?"
"Would you eat it on a plane?"
"Would you eat it if you weren't insane?"

"Yes I love Old Reliable Ass, yes I would eat it on a Train, yes I would eat it on a plane, and fucking hell I would sure eat it if I weren't insane. Now make like my Fake I.D and BEN DOVER." Replied Germ.

They then grabbed each other's ass checks, spread them, and simultaneously dove into each other nose first.
  
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