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Originally Posted by SoLiDUS
Now THIS is a bathing suit, ladies...
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ok here's how i'll become president: the main issue of my platform will be to make any bikinis/bathing suits other than this one illegal to wear. i'll get half the country's vote, and with any luck the electoral college will work in my favor. if not, then 4 years later i'll make it mandatory for the man show to be played once every day on comedy central and also some other network (w/ a rotation b/t cbs, abc, nbc, and oh, let's say cnn, just for kicks). plus of course comedy central will have to make a new episode every week all year. then i'll definitely have half. plus maybe the lesbians will come around to liking the bikini idea so i'll get their votes and that could tip me just over half. if anybody steals this idea they will immediately be shot by some of the many connections my ghetto friend from petersburg has. solidus, u can be vice president. most people on here would make a good secretary of defense. maybe i'll get strik0r... but anyway, i'll make sure this site gets federally subsidized (and badscript will, of course, be exiled) so the forum won't take a shyt all the time and people won't be haphazardly banned.